griswaldo
“Who is that?”
“Griswaldo!”
“Griswaldo!”
griswaldo by QueenWaldo November 25, 2021
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Tom Griswold
Tom Griswold won't go to a gas station if there is a fuel tanker there and when he is in a hotel he puts the TV remote in a ziplock bag to protect himself from germs, but he is a very funny guy.
Tom Griswold by Michael_Hunt June 28, 2008
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Dirty Griswold
When a girl is riding/fucking her boyfriend on the couch while they watch National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation and her dog starts to lick her ass.
Dirty Griswold by DirdieBirdie December 6, 2016
Griswold High School
Griswold High School by Walter Branson ;) May 6, 2019
Grizwald
Grizwald by JustTayland December 6, 2021
Clark Griswold
Taken from the National Lampoon Christmas Vacation movie.
(Noun) - Someone who gets possessed by the Christmas Spirit and enjoys it a little too much
(Verb) - its the act of getting way too into Christmas, including decorating your house in an obscenely obnoxious way or traveling out to the middle of no-where to cut down an oversized Christmas tree.
(Noun) - Someone who gets possessed by the Christmas Spirit and enjoys it a little too much
(Verb) - its the act of getting way too into Christmas, including decorating your house in an obscenely obnoxious way or traveling out to the middle of no-where to cut down an oversized Christmas tree.
Clark Griswold by mildmanneredclarkkent December 1, 2009
Griswald
A small pressure-triggered grenade, about the size of an AA battery. Can be hidden in foods like bread or soft fruits, which is why you NEVER eat in hostile territory.
Neil foolishly bit into the apple the shady stranger gave him, and a small explosion blew off the bottom of his face. A griswald was hidden in the apple.
Griswald by JAYN3 C0BB May 31, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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