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Grizwald 

Grizwald is my dog. No, not the Griswold Family Vacation or that street in Michigan, this one is my dog.
Grizwald, put the Turkey down now!

Grizwald! Stop snoring.

Grizwald 

another name for a (grav) aka gravity bong
fill a cup with water, grab a water bottle burn holes in bottom, grab a socket pack nug in cap = grizwald
Grizwald by GRlZWALD February 26, 2021

Griswald 

A small pressure-triggered grenade, about the size of an AA battery. Can be hidden in foods like bread or soft fruits, which is why you NEVER eat in hostile territory.
Neil foolishly bit into the apple the shady stranger gave him, and a small explosion blew off the bottom of his face. A griswald was hidden in the apple.
Griswald by JAYN3 C0BB May 31, 2010

griswald knot 

A large and complicated knot. Taken from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation when the main character, Clark Griswald, passed off a string of lights in a basketball sized knot to his son. It's most commonly seen made of electrical cords from game consoles and computer systems.
Good luck getting that out. It's wrapped itself into a Griswald Knot.
griswald knot by shrkdrvr January 11, 2008

Glizwald 

A slang term derived from the word glicky, which is derived from the popular firearm brand Glock.

Popularized by youtuber Noob Dog.
“Yo man, is that your new Glizwald?”

“Yea dude, it’s a .40! Let’s go shoot it”
Glizwald by shmunky November 25, 2022

Griswald syndrome 

Fear or anger felt upon the realization that you neighbors have more holiday lights than you do.
Lori developed Griswald syndrome after seeing her neighbors Christmas lights. All she talks about is how she needs to get more lights up.
Griswald syndrome by taprad1 December 18, 2008
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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