grissim

A pussy ass bitch who eats boners for BEKFAST, usually retarded and out of proportion.

That nigga such a Grissim
Is he eating dick? What a Grissim.

grissim by bootylickincarnivore December 15, 2017

grission 

A combination of grit and passion, especially in baseball. Characterized by performing well in stressful, clutch situations.

"As for this game, the Mets' ... defense tried to give the game away at the end but they just had too much collective grit and passion -- grission, I call it -- to let this one slip through their leaden hands."

From "Amazin' Avenue", May 6, 2009.

grission by gabjoh May 6, 2009

gil grissom

Main character in the hit TV show CSI. Others advice to other CSI's and comes out with many wise comments.

Sara: Grissom!
Grissom: What do you got?
Sara: The one thing you don't want to find at a murder scene.
Grissom: Another body.

gil grissom by Monkeyseat May 9, 2005

Gil Grissom

The supervisor of the CSI Las Vegas forensics team. His team mates look up to and are inspired by him. He's famour for his quotes and oneliners, apparently named Grissomism. He always gets his job done, and always gets it done right. For personality comparison, see alo Yoda.

Person 1:"Dude, you've totally got this Grissom thing going on...."
Person 2:"The conclusion was simple, I just had to look for it."

Gil Grissom by Sage Zero March 4, 2005

grissomism 

a quote or phrase which is said that is said to be in the style of Gill Grissom.

"John Webster said "Death has many doors to let out life", now lets see which one our victim took"

grissomism by duke of earl January 29, 2005

Grissomism 

A smart yet often cheesy one-line wisecrack said by Gil Grissom on CSI. (eg. "I guess there was no more room at the inn" or "this was a case of death by chocolate") Usually followed by commercial or intro.

Did you hear last night's Grissomism? it was so lame.

Grissomism by Bryan Pilson April 1, 2004

grissom 

that's witty or that's smart. if you're being sarcastic, it could mean something that was just said was really stupid.
taken from watching too much CSI

That was so grissom.
Gil Grissom is so grissom. It's because he's Grissom.

grissom by Sorix July 18, 2007