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meg griffen complex 

a person who lacks personality, unique beauty, or style. A lemming who has no place to actually fit but attempts to fit everywhere.
She has that meg griffen complex, thats why no one talks to her
meg griffen complex by grungewtch September 16, 2008

griffens dick 

A giant dick that will surprise anybody who ever sees it and will force them to get plastic surgery to be able to compete.
Lauren"Yesterday i was sleeping with griffen and saw griffens dick and now im going to get a penis with plastic surgery."
griffens dick by the gking October 23, 2011
The most amazing guy ever, He is kind, caring, and knows how to treat somebody...
He is so amazing, he is griffen.
Griffen by peachy97 June 30, 2011
A really sweet guy, but sometimes a faggot. He can always make you laugh and has a huge dong. He's also very good looking and fun to be around.
Friend: Hey Griffen

Griffen: GUHHHH
Griffen by DankFagSHit April 24, 2017

griffing 

(at the end of a night) to stand outside a bar or club stone cold sober and prey on drunk girls coming out
Steve: im really bored of this coursework.
Greg: lets go griffing outside gatecrasher.
steve: great idea.
griffing by lambo319 March 22, 2013
griffen is the type of person who is outgoing and shy at he same time. griffen's are usually tall dark haired, freckled and have chin dimples. griffens are not always the smartest people but are awesome to hang around. griffens are the kind of guys who are on the football team but aren't jerks.griffens should ask out jennifers
griffen:hey jen u want to go out with me

jen:ya, i love football players
griffen by wickawocka November 16, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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