griffguts 

A Twisted perversed fantasy yet somewhat canon ship practiced by the reclusive creatures called "Berserk fans"

This ship believes in 'shipping: together the main protagonist of Berserk with the deuteragonist and antagonist of Berserk, material with this ship often indulges in explicit gay sex

Berserk fan: yo bro what you think of griffguts? I think it's cute

Normal person: hol up bruh didn't that guy rape his girl Infront of him then nutted in her with demon cum and stole their aborted childs body?!

Berserk fan: yeah they're so cuteee together🤗

Normal person: ...

griffguts by NutsBerkman August 20, 2023

Griffus 

The act of injuring oneself in a freak and unusual manner.

I was sleeping on the top bunk, when I suddenly woke up on the floor and realized I had griffused myself.

After being pepper sprayed in the face, I became disoriented and griffused my hand while punching a training bag.

Griffus by lotsofpain August 31, 2013

Bradley Griffifts

A complete and utter arsehole who has no reason to exist

Goddammit, Bradley Griffifts exists (which he dosent)

Bradley Griffifts by Smexyman69 May 28, 2020

Griffus 

A group of people who are highly creative. The men in the family can make just about anything work with a little duct tape. Innovative. Rather outdoorsy and great fun to be around. These people know how to have a good time.

"Man, those Griffus' sure know how to throw a party!"

"Something breaks, just call a Griffus man"

Griffus by lulu2639 April 30, 2009

GRIFFNUT

a)LITTLE BIT OF POOP THAT STICKS TO YOUR ARSEHAIR.
b)ANNOYING WORK EXPERIENCE KIDS WHO JUST GET IN THE WAY

a)DANG, I WENT TO THE POOPER AND DIDN'T WIPE MY SHITTER, NOW I'VE GOT GRIFFNUTS
b)GOD DAMN THAT KID IS SUCH A STOOPID GRIFFNUT

GRIFFNUT by SIMON May 13, 2005

griffussy 

really good boy pussy

Person A: have you tried griffussy?
Person B: yea it some good boy pussy

griffussy by jakeussy July 22, 2022

gruffnuts 

lumps of dried poo attached to the hairs of your bum. See 'Dangle berry'

God damn she's got some gruffnuts

gruffnuts by adam wallace November 15, 2007