Punkass

Strange or eclectic. Good or bad is determined from context.

That was a fucking punkass choon (good)
You punkass muvvafukka (bad)

by Simon September 30, 2003

fluorescent lighting

probably one of the worst things ever known the human race.
Pollutes offices, schools, etc

Oh god...headache...must break lights...straining eyes...ahhhh

by Simon November 06, 2003

gubulls

bumbling half wits who think they know but are extremly incompetent

bumbling sound men with the brain of a small flee with the behind of hippo.
"Trust me m8 I know how a car works.. if it fails to start you basically check the number plate..."

by simon May 13, 2005

Toilet Trout

A close cousin of the Stray Dave with all the staying power but none of the bouyancy. a Toilet Trout sits on the bottom of the pan developing am orangey-brown "halo"
Can sometimes be shifted by "Tout Tickling" - urinating at high pressure to break the trout down into flushable pieces

that toilet trout must've been there ages, look at the size of the halo!!

by Simon January 19, 2004

GrindFucker

One who listens to brutal extreme grind music very loud.

Simon is so heavily into the metal scene that he is a Grindfucker.

by simon February 07, 2004

gadface

A.K.A Richard. A little boy who's voice has not broken who has a very sick mind

Gadface, richard, get a life u sick little boy

by Simon February 13, 2005

cunt stack

A orderly arrangement of cunts
usu. along a vertical line

George Bush is a cunt stack

by simon March 11, 2004