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a)LITTLE BIT OF POOP THAT STICKS TO YOUR ARSEHAIR.
b)ANNOYING WORK EXPERIENCE KIDS WHO JUST GET IN THE WAY
a)DANG, I WENT TO THE POOPER AND DIDN'T WIPE MY SHITTER, NOW I'VE GOT GRIFFNUTS
b)GOD DAMN THAT KID IS SUCH A STOOPID GRIFFNUT
GRIFFNUT by SIMON May 13, 2005
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Gruffnut 

The clotting of anal hair due to the application of excrement.
Oooooo I don't think I wiped properly I've got gruffnuts hangin out of my posterior
Gruffnut by Dave T October 26, 2003
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gruffnut 

noun; a piece (or pieces) of faeces stuck in the hair around your anus
"mate, i found the biggest gruffnut last nite"
gruffnut by james-is-sexy January 19, 2006

Gruffnut 

the pooey mess left behind in the anal hair if an anus is not wiped with enough care is called gruffnut.
Glen recieved lots of gruffnut when he went for a poo and didnt wipe afterwards. This caused a discusting mess to be left in his anal hair over the anal region and his undergarments.
Gruffnut by Chris the gr8 666 January 19, 2006

griffguts 

A Twisted perversed fantasy yet somewhat canon ship practiced by the reclusive creatures called "Berserk fans"

This ship believes in 'shipping: together the main protagonist of Berserk with the deuteragonist and antagonist of Berserk, material with this ship often indulges in explicit gay sex
Berserk fan: yo bro what you think of griffguts? I think it's cute

Normal person: hol up bruh didn't that guy rape his girl Infront of him then nutted in her with demon cum and stole their aborted childs body?!

Berserk fan: yeah they're so cuteee together🤗

Normal person: ...
griffguts by NutsBerkman August 20, 2023

gruffnuts 

lumps of dried poo attached to the hairs of your bum. See 'Dangle berry'
God damn she's got some gruffnuts
gruffnuts by adam wallace November 15, 2007
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