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greɪpaʊnd

verb (used with object)

to engage in sexual activity with a rich older person to improve a facet of your own life. Could be simply financial but could also include social standing or career progression.

noun

to label yourself or someone else as the giver or receiver of sexual activity to or from a rich older person

"I'm going to greypound Helen Mirren so she takes me to the BAFTAS"
"She is deffo that old fella's greypound"
"I'll be her greypound, not even sorry"

greypound by MajorClagNut February 26, 2021

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Greyhounds

Wonderful dogs who are calm and gentle. they are always caring and looking after you. They find joy in almost everything you ask them to do. Bred to race on tracks and chase bunny rabbits are not the only thing they excel at, being a retired racer they find a new life with coaches and big fluffy beds. These dogs are wonderful inside dogs but not so much meant for the outsider or off leashing kind. Greyhounds make great lap dogs. They don't bark much so they are great for apartments or big backyards. Get a greyhound that is right for you at Greyhound Pets Of Amarica Charlston.com and see for your self.

Cause of Greyhounds loving and kind personalities they will always support you in everything

Greyhounds by My older brother. April 8, 2016

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Greyhound Chic

A thin, fashionable female. Emphasis on thin.

Look at that girl, she's greyhound chic.

Greyhound Chic by JeanPaul February 3, 2013

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Italian Greyhound

A small, skinny, breed of dog that can be loveable, cute, and adorable. They have legs the size of twigs and the stomach of an anorexic granny...but they're supposed to look that way. Sometimes a little possessive and needy, but very loyal. Super fast runners! Watch out!

Lola: "So you have a dog?"
Jared: "Yep."
Lola: "Aw. What kind?"
Jared: "An Italian greyhound."

Italian Greyhound by Lily Lemonade October 8, 2011

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Greyhound Bus Therapy

A type of “therapy” provided where a person in an official capacity places someone in dire straits on a bus to a distant city instead of offering them the help they need.

They elected to offer him the top of the line treatment given to folks like him; he was released from jail and getting Greyhound Bus Therapy well before sunrise.

Greyhound Bus Therapy by Dr Bunnygirl March 18, 2021

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Italian greyhound

The dog to have.

Hey what dog do you have? Italian greyhound! Wow you sure are cool

Italian greyhound by Ad0lf_hipsterr June 20, 2013

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Greyhound Shuffle

When you receive a Blowjob from your cousin and don't feel too bad about it!

Chris got a greyhound shuffle last weekend!

Niamh k gives greyhound shuffles!

Greyhound Shuffle by Bolixy boo June 8, 2014

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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