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Greensboro 

Third largest city in North Carolina, largest in Piedmont Triad region. It is home to Lorillard Tobacco, which makes Newport and Maverick cigarettes among others. Has really nice and really cruddy areas, and Wendover Avenue ain't no fun. Good bars and restaurants, shopping, has a water park, museums (ie Civil Rights Museum), an indoor shooting range near Market St/Friendly Ave, and an outdoor shooting range anywhere on South Elm-Eugene Street or Randelman Rd at night.
Passerby: Why are you always smoking Newport menthols?
Me: I'm helping out Greensboro's economy!
Greensboro by ptnc_92 November 20, 2013

Anal Greenlight 

Through active or passive approval, a partner indicates that further advances toward anal intercourse will not be met with resistance. Active greenlight may come in the form of a verbal agreement that anal sex will ensue such as a vocalized "yes" or, in the case that the receiving party is mute, a nodding of the head. Passive greenlight is more commonly observed and relies of the absence of resistance to anal overtures rather than affirmative verbal confirmation.
After successfully placing two fingers in her anus, Robert knew he had the anal greenlight when Lacey did not protest.

Greensboro 

GSO, Gboro, The Boro.
A city of the piedmont triad in Guilford County, North Carolina. Population almost 270,000.

Pros: Mostly clean & green.
Downtown is lively.
UNCG!
Good health care.
The public libraries.
The restaurants.

Cons: Sometimes it is impossible to get around slow drivers, smh.
WENDOVER AVENUE TRAFFIC !!
GPS: "Turn right onto Wendover Avenue."
Me: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."

Greensboro.
Greensboro by Dave David November 14, 2012

Greensboro, MD 

Greensboro, MD is a tiny little town surrounded by fields and nothing.

You must drive over 20 miles to the nearest Walmart. And you will do so because there is nothing else to do.

(Unless you count teenage pregnancy and smoking weed).

There are now TWO stop lights!

The largest club around is the Future Farmers of America.

(And even that is 10 miles out of town).

Everyone knows all of your business.
(And if they don't, they will make something up).
"I'm from Greensboro, MD".
"Where?"
"Nowhere".

Greenlit 

When a `hit` is put out on you.
You have been greenlit
Greenlit by Gimp June 29, 2003

Greenlifting 

Greenlifting: Utilizing the self-checkout at Safeway to your advantage by "accidentally" ringing up your produce as regular when its organic.
We were greenlifting, but I was just trying to save some money in these hobo times by hitting the self check-out at Safeway for my organic spinach.
Greenlifting by sallygomez November 29, 2009