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Greenpeace

The feeling of inner peace you get when you start smoking weed on a regular basis.

Also an organization of obnoxious hippies.
Jim: "So I walked right by Brad the other day and he didn't even mention the money I owe him."

Bob: "Yeah, he's been a lot less stingy ever since he found his inner greenpeace."
Greenpeace by TheHereticTheory January 2, 2011

GreenHeart 

feeling of love and support, appreciation to the people and things around them, full of kindness and hope, inspiring soul, truly a symbol of gratitude and peace.
He is not like the others. He has a greenheart.
GreenHeart by Dekutwt2369 December 28, 2020

Greenhead 

A person who is an environmentalist.
One who respects nature.
A conservationalist.
Dude, look. he's digging in the trash..

No he's just pulling out aluminum cans, he's such a greenhead.
Greenhead by Greenhead Eddie February 1, 2009

Mr. Greenjeans 

A person who deals marijuana. As referenced by Jack Black in the movie "Bongwater".
I need to go see Mr. Greenjeans cuz I'm going to Coachella this weekend.

greenpeace

Fucking hippies who deserve to be beaten with 2x4s.
'OMFG! Stop the evilness! We must stop eating meat, stop cutting down trees and stop doing many things vital to our way of life.'

'STFU hippie.'

*shoots hippie*
greenpeace by AJAW August 9, 2004

Legolas Greenleaf 

Two words, the sound of which can make any female LotR fan (and some male ones) almost reach orgasm. Or, if the person is a wagner, they will reach orgasm. Several times.
Man: So let's have sex. Woman: I have a headache. Man: Legolas Greenleaf. Woman: OOOOOOoooooo! Hey hunny, I'll be right back. I need to, um, go to the bathroom.
Legolas Greenleaf by BilboBaggins January 9, 2004