Green Pee

According to google you are a absolute legend and have brain cancer

Hey bro you got green pee

by Your neighborhood gay July 30, 2021

Green Pee Syndrome

A disease that turns your pee into green because you forgot your friends when you had a girlfriend.

"Did you see the piss?"
"What about it?"
"It's green!"
"Oh my, it's green pee syndrome."

by jabaol October 7, 2021

Why my pee pee green?

24 hours after sexual intercourse with the Incredible Hulk urination may appear green.

Natasha: why my pee pee green?

Bruce Banner: it seems like you fucked the hulk instead of me.

by Fishyotter September 27, 2018

Green peen

Someone that only fucks vegans has a green peen

I pounded my vegan girl with my green peen

by Ttv.greenpeenlover92 January 10, 2019

Green-Peen

The action of snot-rocketing onto someone’s penis, then using said snot as a lubricant to assist a hand-job.

“Dude if you do that again i’ll green-peen you.”

by Dycoin April 3, 2026

greenpeen

A person's metaphoric wang, the size of which being related to his apparent devotion to the environment via principles, purchases, lame t-shirts and bumper stickers, etc. "Green" comes from the color commonly associated with environmentalism, and "peen" is short for penis. Duh.

While Ryan greatly enlarged his greenpeen by purchasing a Prius, Sean's Highlander Hybrid provided a decent enlargement while also allowing him to keep his dignity.

by Guruboy August 17, 2008

Peeny Greeny

An alternative name for Pinot Grigio wine commonly used by super cool people.

"Yay! Grandma got me peeny greeny for my birthday again. Super cool."

by Joe and Holly :)) August 26, 2021