Why my pee pee blue?

24 hours after sexual intercourse with a extraterrestrial urination may be blue.

Him: why my pee pee blue?
Doctor: it seems like you fucked E.T.

by Fishyotter March 28, 2018

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Why my pee pee green?

24 hours after sexual intercourse with the Incredible Hulk urination may appear green.

Natasha: why my pee pee green?

Bruce Banner: it seems like you fucked the hulk instead of me.

by Fishyotter September 28, 2018

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The devil has possessed your anus. It may look like blood but it’s the devils piss. In order to revoke the curse you must get a priest to nut in you.

Her: Why my pee pee red?
Priest: ight bend over.

by Fishyotter September 27, 2018

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The definition for "Why my pee pee white?" means you are gay.

Him: Why my pee pee white?
Doctor: We ran some pee pee test and it shows that your pee is white cause your gay.

by Fishyotter October 28, 2017

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In order to nut in black and white you must first get magenta pee.

Him: Why my pee pee magenta?
Printer: to nut in black and white.

by Fishyotter November 01, 2018

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