Green-Peen

The action of snot-rocketing onto someone’s penis, then using said snot as a lubricant to assist a hand-job.

“Dude if you do that again i’ll green-peen you.”

by Dycoin April 3, 2026

Green peen

Someone that only fucks vegans has a green peen

I pounded my vegan girl with my green peen

by Ttv.greenpeenlover92 January 10, 2019

greenpeen

A person's metaphoric wang, the size of which being related to his apparent devotion to the environment via principles, purchases, lame t-shirts and bumper stickers, etc. "Green" comes from the color commonly associated with environmentalism, and "peen" is short for penis. Duh.

While Ryan greatly enlarged his greenpeen by purchasing a Prius, Sean's Highlander Hybrid provided a decent enlargement while also allowing him to keep his dignity.

by Guruboy August 17, 2008

Peeny Greeny

An alternative name for Pinot Grigio wine commonly used by super cool people.

"Yay! Grandma got me peeny greeny for my birthday again. Super cool."

by Joe and Holly :)) August 26, 2021

Peeny Greeny

Mediocre French wine drank by homosexuals and socialists. If you drink this please seek help

Your “friend”: dude I just got a bottle of Peeny Greeny! Now I can fit in with the strange alcoholics at school!

You (a sane individual): please seek help. Jesus is always there if you need him

by dumbfeministscum August 27, 2021