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greed ball 

People who don’t pass the ball in 2k, can also use it to refer to people who steal Jordan retro 5s when they work at FedEx
Look at this greed ball he won’t pass the ball

This greed hall stole my retro 5s because he a broke ass bitch
greed ball by Jamman4567 June 23, 2023
Words you can keep

Big Bouncy Inflatable Green Ball 

A ball with many different uses. Advertised by Nigahiga, it has the ability to reproduce somehow.
There are many uses for the big bouncy inflatable green ball!

Throw it at your friends!

Throw it at your enemies!

Throw it at your dog! *bark*

Throw it at your cat! *meow*

Throw it at yourself!

Throw it at your lamborghini!

Throw it at this lamp!

And for the really daring, throw it at this potato!

Oof... Po Tae Toh.

green ball

1. Getting the job done.
2. Completed
3. When something is finally dizzle.
1. If you could green ball that step, it would be the shizzit!
2. You should give them an upperdeck for talkin all that smack.
Don't worry about it man, its been green balled.
green ball by yo mamma February 18, 2005

greek foot ball

dude, i was watching an intense game of greek foot ball yesterday
greek foot ball by headcase12345 October 23, 2011

ball greedy 

A term in football when a player of a team likes to keep the ball all to them self and not pass it
Dennis: Come on Bradley pass to me I'm open
Bradley: No I can do it all alone

Dennis: Oh you ball greedy cunt
ball greedy by Upstairsdragon February 12, 2014

green balloons 

Injurious sex caused by the perpetrator ignoring your safe words. Derived from former MO Speaker Rod Jetton's alleged assault and battery during sex, causing his sexual partner to go unconscious, and later blaming her for not using the safe words, "green balloons."
"Claudia's dead, because John tied her up during sex and went all green balloons on her."
green balloons by kucheeku December 8, 2009

Green Balls 

Its like Blue Balls, but instead of sex, its weed. Hence the green.
Stoner 1: DUDE I HAVNT SMOKED IN SO LONG!! I NEED WEED SO BAD IT HURTS!!

Stoner 2: Dude you got like Green Balls maaaaan
Green Balls by Dylan Bigvanilla January 21, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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