Definitions by Upstairsdragon

5 Minute Friend

When you sit near somebody in a waiting room and talk to you until you or their name is called for their appointment

Met a 5 minute friend today in the doctors waiting room

5 Minute Friend by Upstairsdragon August 9, 2016

Part Time Relatives 

The type of relatives that only show up for Christmas and birthdays

Was my birthday yesterday and had my Aunt and Uncle over to celebrate and now I won't see them for another year. Stupid Part Time Relatives

Part Time Relatives by Upstairsdragon July 11, 2016

shucking fitballs 

Its a nicer way of saying fucking shitballs

Danny just won £10,000,000 in the lottery last night

Shucking fitballs

shucking fitballs by Upstairsdragon October 3, 2014

who done the dirty deed

Whenever you ask a pregnant woman who is the father of her baby

James: Yo Mary, I see you're pregnant who done the dirty deed then?

Mary: Oh it was Mark

who done the dirty deed by Upstairsdragon February 27, 2014

I'm on fire 

a phrase that can be used in two ways

1). If you're on a winning roll in a game

2). You're literally on fire

1). Got on a winning streak on poker i'm on fire tonight lad

2). HELP! somebody help. I'M ON FIRE!!!

I'm on fire by Upstairsdragon February 13, 2014

ball greedy 

A term in football when a player of a team likes to keep the ball all to them self and not pass it

Dennis: Come on Bradley pass to me I'm open
Bradley: No I can do it all alone

Dennis: Oh you ball greedy cunt

ball greedy by Upstairsdragon February 12, 2014

The box 

Northern Irish slang for the T.V remote

Sammy: Yo ma, Where's the box?

Mother: It's on the sofa

The box by Upstairsdragon February 7, 2014