Part Time Relatives

The type of relatives that only show up for Christmas and birthdays

Was my birthday yesterday and had my Aunt and Uncle over to celebrate and now I won't see them for another year. Stupid Part Time Relatives

by Upstairsdragon July 11, 2016

a fluffy

When you're having sex with a woman and she farts on your balls

Was having sex with my woman last night and she gave me a fluffy

by Upstairsdragon December 14, 2013

ball greedy

A term in football when a player of a team likes to keep the ball all to them self and not pass it

Dennis: Come on Bradley pass to me I'm open
Bradley: No I can do it all alone

Dennis: Oh you ball greedy cunt

by Upstairsdragon February 12, 2014

The box

Northern Irish slang for the T.V remote

Sammy: Yo ma, Where's the box?

Mother: It's on the sofa

by Upstairsdragon February 07, 2014

5 Minute Friend

When you sit near somebody in a waiting room and talk to you until you or their name is called for their appointment

Met a 5 minute friend today in the doctors waiting room

by Upstairsdragon August 09, 2016

wank wipe

A name of a tissue you use to wipe away your sperm

After I finished masturbating I used a wank wipe to clean up me genital area

by Upstairsdragon December 19, 2013

shucking fitballs

Its a nicer way of saying fucking shitballs

Danny just won £10,000,000 in the lottery last night

Shucking fitballs

by Upstairsdragon October 03, 2014