Upstairsdragon's definitions

The box

Northern Irish slang for the T.V remote

Sammy: Yo ma, Where's the box?

Mother: It's on the sofa

by Upstairsdragon February 7, 2014

ball greedy

A term in football when a player of a team likes to keep the ball all to them self and not pass it

Dennis: Come on Bradley pass to me I'm open
Bradley: No I can do it all alone

Dennis: Oh you ball greedy cunt

by Upstairsdragon February 12, 2014

I'm on fire

a phrase that can be used in two ways

1). If you're on a winning roll in a game

2). You're literally on fire

1). Got on a winning streak on poker i'm on fire tonight lad

2). HELP! somebody help. I'M ON FIRE!!!

by Upstairsdragon February 13, 2014

who done the dirty deed

Whenever you ask a pregnant woman who is the father of her baby

James: Yo Mary, I see you're pregnant who done the dirty deed then?

Mary: Oh it was Mark

by Upstairsdragon February 27, 2014

shucking fitballs

Its a nicer way of saying fucking shitballs

Danny just won £10,000,000 in the lottery last night

Shucking fitballs

by Upstairsdragon October 3, 2014

a fluffy

When you're having sex with a woman and she farts on your balls

Was having sex with my woman last night and she gave me a fluffy

by Upstairsdragon December 14, 2013

wank wipe

A name of a tissue you use to wipe away your sperm

After I finished masturbating I used a wank wipe to clean up me genital area

by Upstairsdragon December 19, 2013