front door dance

I really needed to pee coming home now I'm doing the front door dance

by Upstairsdragon December 29, 2013

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a fluffy

When you're having sex with a woman and she farts on your balls

Was having sex with my woman last night and she gave me a fluffy

by Upstairsdragon December 14, 2013

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The type of relatives that only show up for Christmas and birthdays

Was my birthday yesterday and had my Aunt and Uncle over to celebrate and now I won't see them for another year. Stupid Part Time Relatives

by Upstairsdragon July 11, 2016

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Sammy: Yo ma, Where's the box?

Mother: It's on the sofa

by Upstairsdragon February 07, 2014

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A term in football when a player of a team likes to keep the ball all to them self and not pass it

Dennis: Come on Bradley pass to me I'm open
Bradley: No I can do it all alone

Dennis: Oh you ball greedy cunt

by Upstairsdragon February 12, 2014

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When you sit near somebody in a waiting room and talk to you until you or their name is called for their appointment

Met a 5 minute friend today in the doctors waiting room

by Upstairsdragon August 09, 2016

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Whenever you ask a pregnant woman who is the father of her baby

James: Yo Mary, I see you're pregnant who done the dirty deed then?

Mary: Oh it was Mark

by Upstairsdragon February 27, 2014

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