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5 Minute Friend

When you sit near somebody in a waiting room and talk to you until you or their name is called for their appointment
Met a 5 minute friend today in the doctors waiting room
by Upstairsdragon August 9, 2016
mugGet the 5 Minute Friendmug.

The box

Sammy: Yo ma, Where's the box?

Mother: It's on the sofa
by Upstairsdragon February 7, 2014
mugGet the The boxmug.

Part Time Relatives

The type of relatives that only show up for Christmas and birthdays
Was my birthday yesterday and had my Aunt and Uncle over to celebrate and now I won't see them for another year. Stupid Part Time Relatives
by Upstairsdragon July 11, 2016
mugGet the Part Time Relativesmug.

front door dance

When you really need to pee when opening the front door
I really needed to pee coming home now I'm doing the front door dance
by Upstairsdragon December 29, 2013
mugGet the front door dancemug.

a fluffy

When you're having sex with a woman and she farts on your balls
Was having sex with my woman last night and she gave me a fluffy
by Upstairsdragon December 14, 2013
mugGet the a fluffymug.

shucking fitballs

Its a nicer way of saying fucking shitballs
Danny just won £10,000,000 in the lottery last night

Shucking fitballs
by Upstairsdragon October 3, 2014
mugGet the shucking fitballsmug.

wank wipe

A name of a tissue you use to wipe away your sperm
After I finished masturbating I used a wank wipe to clean up me genital area
by Upstairsdragon December 19, 2013
mugGet the wank wipemug.

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