10 definitions by Upstairsdragon

Sammy: Yo ma, Where's the box?

Mother: It's on the sofa

by Upstairsdragon February 07, 2014

When you're having sex with a woman and she farts on your balls

Was having sex with my woman last night and she gave me a fluffy

by Upstairsdragon December 14, 2013

A term in football when a player of a team likes to keep the ball all to them self and not pass it

Dennis: Come on Bradley pass to me I'm open
Bradley: No I can do it all alone

Dennis: Oh you ball greedy cunt

by Upstairsdragon February 12, 2014

When you sit near somebody in a waiting room and talk to you until you or their name is called for their appointment

by Upstairsdragon March 07, 2016

The type of relatives that only show up for Christmas and birthdays

Was my birthday yesterday and had my Aunt and Uncle over to celebrate and now I won't see them for another year. Stupid Part Time Relatives

by Upstairsdragon July 11, 2016

I really needed to pee coming home now I'm doing the front door dance

by Upstairsdragon December 29, 2013

a phrase that can be used in two ways

1). If you're on a winning roll in a game

2). You're literally on fire

1). Got on a winning streak on poker i'm on fire tonight lad

2). HELP! somebody help. I'M ON FIRE!!!

by Upstairsdragon February 13, 2014