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Its like Blue Balls, but instead of sex, its weed. Hence the green.

Stoner 2: Dude you got like Green Balls maaaaan
by Dylan Bigvanilla January 20, 2011
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Its a special variation of blue balls when you have a raging blue balls hard on but you need to pee really bad also. But you can't pee until your boner goes down. yellow + blue = green balls
I never should have tried to have sex before the funeral, it never works. Now I have the worst green balls and my bladder is going to be exploding for all of Uncel Mort's stupid eulogy speech. Thanks a lot Mom.
by Bongman7 January 30, 2011
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When you think you're going to get weed/high but you dont. like 'blue balls'
"I smoked a whole blunt of some dank ass shit and didnt get high. talk about green balls."

"I got some serious green balls at that party cause there was no weed to freeload."
by kee stains March 24, 2007
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Similar to blue balls, green balls occur when you are getting head from your girl, but she throws up on your balls mid session, leaving them green.
Bro I got worse than blue balls, my girl gave me green balls last night!
by Colton Moore June 17, 2018
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When a completely straight guy gets involuntarily aroused by another guy (not necessarily lustfully, simply arousal). A very awkward situation. Green balls cannot happen to a gay dude. One must be straight in order to get green balls.
"Jeff got green balls when Nathan reached over his lap to grab his soda."
by Aprice January 08, 2008
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Dad, for my 20th birthday, was going to buy me a car, but when the time came he greenballed me.

Jose thought it was a good idea to buy the preschoolers ice-cream, but greenballed them at having to drop a twenty.

Son: Grandpa John is getting us tickets to WrestlePalooza!
Pop: Ah, that's a greenballer.
by cansecofan July 26, 2009
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The same as blueballs but when someone is a virgin.

To be a greenhorn in the sac and get blueballs.
That little fucker Brent got greenballs after going to the bikini expresso.
by snatchifer July 15, 2011
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