Its like Blue Balls, but instead of sex, its weed. Hence the green.
Stoner 1: DUDE I HAVNT SMOKED IN SO LONG!! I NEED WEED SO BAD IT HURTS!!

Stoner 2: Dude you got like Green Balls maaaaan
by Dylan Bigvanilla January 21, 2011
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Its a special variation of blue balls when you have a raging blue balls hard on but you need to pee really bad also. But you can't pee until your boner goes down. yellow + blue = green balls
I never should have tried to have sex before the funeral, it never works. Now I have the worst green balls and my bladder is going to be exploding for all of Uncel Mort's stupid eulogy speech. Thanks a lot Mom.
by Bongman7 January 30, 2011
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Similar to blue balls, green balls occur when you are getting head from your girl, but she throws up on your balls mid session, leaving them green.
Bro I got worse than blue balls, my girl gave me green balls last night!
by Colton Moore June 15, 2018
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When a completely straight guy gets involuntarily aroused by another guy (not necessarily lustfully, simply arousal). A very awkward situation. Green balls cannot happen to a gay dude. One must be straight in order to get green balls.
"Jeff got green balls when Nathan reached over his lap to grab his soda."
by Aprice January 9, 2008
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The state of being in which one is deprived of Call of Duty for extended periods of time. Similar to the condition of testicular congestion commonly referred to as "blue balls".
"Dude, I've got the green balls so bad. I'm only sixteen M9 kills away from getting my tactical knife! I haven't been able to play in almost a week!"
by Black Mariah February 11, 2010
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When a male is paying for something that ultimately won't get him to have sex but will get him extremely aroused.
Man those girls at that strip club were so hot, but I gots me some green balls and an empty wallet.
by holmes02 June 5, 2011
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When you think you're going to get weed/high but you dont. like 'blue balls'
"I smoked a whole blunt of some dank ass shit and didnt get high. talk about green balls."

"I got some serious green balls at that party cause there was no weed to freeload."
by kee stains March 24, 2007
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