Stoner 1: DUDE I HAVNT SMOKED IN SO LONG!! I NEED WEED SO BAD IT HURTS!!
Stoner 2: Dude you got like Green Balls maaaaan
Stoner 2: Dude you got like Green Balls maaaaan
by Dylan Bigvanilla January 20, 2011
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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Its a special variation of blue balls when you have a raging blue balls hard on but you need to pee really bad also. But you can't pee until your boner goes down. yellow + blue = green balls
I never should have tried to have sex before the funeral, it never works. Now I have the worst green balls and my bladder is going to be exploding for all of Uncel Mort's stupid eulogy speech. Thanks a lot Mom.
by Bongman7 January 30, 2011
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"I smoked a whole blunt of some dank ass shit and didnt get high. talk about green balls."
"I got some serious green balls at that party cause there was no weed to freeload."
"I got some serious green balls at that party cause there was no weed to freeload."
by kee stains March 24, 2007
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Similar to blue balls, green balls occur when you are getting head from your girl, but she throws up on your balls mid session, leaving them green.
by Colton Moore June 15, 2018
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When a completely straight guy gets involuntarily aroused by another guy (not necessarily lustfully, simply arousal). A very awkward situation. Green balls cannot happen to a gay dude. One must be straight in order to get green balls.
by Aprice January 08, 2008
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Dad, for my 20th birthday, was going to buy me a car, but when the time came he greenballed me.
Jose thought it was a good idea to buy the preschoolers ice-cream, but greenballed them at having to drop a twenty.
Son: Grandpa John is getting us tickets to WrestlePalooza!
Pop: Ah, that's a greenballer.
Jose thought it was a good idea to buy the preschoolers ice-cream, but greenballed them at having to drop a twenty.
Son: Grandpa John is getting us tickets to WrestlePalooza!
Pop: Ah, that's a greenballer.
by cansecofan July 26, 2009
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