when you meet a girl with a pretty face who is a bit chubby and you start coaching her in nutrition and fitness until she has a hot body to match her life.
Bro I met this girl her face is soooo cute but shes a bit chubby, I dunno if I should date her?! Bro just slap some elbow grease on a hoe and get her in shape than she will love you even more and you got a hot girlfriend win win
to accidentally break or damage beyond repair an expensive or inexpensive item while engaged in violent pounding of the pussy (thus explaining the work ethic).
Homie 1: Dog I was tearin' that pussy up on the couch last night,but we were so sweaty that i slipped and fell half way off the couch.
Homie 2: Wouldnt be called "fucking" if things like that didnt happen.
Homie 1: Well,I essentially did a kneedrop on my laptop cuz it was layin right next to the couch. The screen is totaled.
Homie 2: Daaaamn! You really slipped in the elbow grease on that one!
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.