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Gremlin
Gremlin by Ace the simp March 7, 2023
barking gremlin
while getting a rimjob from a from a brazilian transvestite midget hooker you fart causing it to cough uncontrollably.
After a night of drinking and eating refried bean I passed out only to wake up with a wet asshole and a barking gremlin in the corner.
barking gremlin by maximus testiclees January 23, 2010
little stinky gremlin
little stinky gremlin by ditooooooooooooos March 23, 2022
Super Gremlin
Someone who gives zero fucks about anything. They do whatever they want, whenever they want, wherever they want!
Conner: "Yo Ethan! Did you do the assignment for Grad School?"
Ethan: "Nah Bro, I am a Super Gremlin, I skipped class and smoked a backwood the size of King Kong's finger with the Professors wife."
Ethan: "Nah Bro, I am a Super Gremlin, I skipped class and smoked a backwood the size of King Kong's finger with the Professors wife."
Super Gremlin by Super Gremlin February 22, 2022
shade gremlin
shade gremlin by Don'tWorryPenguins June 30, 2010
chaos gremlin
Me: “God he’s my favourite fictional character I love him so much”
Normal Person: “He just murdered and ate three people in the last episode…”
Me: “He’s my sweet little chaos gremlin”
Normal Person: “He just murdered and ate three people in the last episode…”
Me: “He’s my sweet little chaos gremlin”
chaos gremlin by unnecessary_sarah December 2, 2022
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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