That feeling of crushing inadequacy and utter embarrassment that comes from opening your mouth at the wrong moment and saying the wrong thing.
Throwing rocks at another to humiliate them and inadvertently hitting yourself.
The feeling that comes with wanting the ground to open up and swallow you as you realise what a pathetic and wretched bed-wetter you actually are.
"Almost as soon as it was out of my mouth I realised what I'd said. Felt so utterly grealish that I actually turned into a slug and slithered off to hide under a stone for the rest of my wretched life."
An underrated Aston Villa midfielder who no one can hate...except for Gareth Southgate. He is commonly known for having a big role to play in Villa's 7-2 thrashing of Liverpool. Jurgen Klopp asked him to stop the count, but he didn't listen
Jack Grealish deserves to start for England Jack Grealish is the most underrated player in English football
A popular man from [England} known for ghosting in stadiums around Europe and terrorising fans with tap ins. He ghosts for a long period of time after which he finally ends his horrowshow with a tap in he didn’t meant to score.
When he scores he celebrates more than those who put in actual work.
No 10 has been missing the entire match.
He must be Jack Grealish