Analagous to their malevolent movie counterparts, the modern-day Gremlin is most often found on weekends in between the hours of 1800 and 0400. When in its passive form, the Gremlin is most often a well-intentioned and meaningful contributor to society. However, when provoked (usually by means of an ex-girlfriend or obnoxious fool at the bar), the Gremlin first becomes forlorn and introspective, then mischevious, and in some cases violent.
If you encounter a fully manifested Gremlin, you are advised to stay clear (especially when the Gremlin is in a doorway). If you feel the need to intervene, it has been said a trip to Burger King can passify the creature.
The Gremlin will return to its natural state by morning, usually feeling embarassed and apologetic.
If you encounter a fully manifested Gremlin, you are advised to stay clear (especially when the Gremlin is in a doorway). If you feel the need to intervene, it has been said a trip to Burger King can passify the creature.
The Gremlin will return to its natural state by morning, usually feeling embarassed and apologetic.
"Ryan and Pat went so Gremlin last night. They painted Blaine's car!"
"If you don't call me back I am going to go Gremlin."
"If you don't call me back I am going to go Gremlin."
by number1__ April 11, 2010
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iβm smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
Gremlins are a rare species of goblins. They start as fuzzy little creatures called Mogwais but they become disgusting and foul if they get the munchies after midnight. Gremlins come in very interesting and unique varieties of races. Some are green with yellow eyes, some are brown with wight fur, and some have red spines extended out on their backs.
Citrus: Hey, I fed my mogwai and now itβs a gremlin.
Jack: WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
Citrus: Um, he looks less wimpy and more cool?
Jack: But gremlins are foul creatures!
Jack: WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
Citrus: Um, he looks less wimpy and more cool?
Jack: But gremlins are foul creatures!
by The guy with the orange September 23, 2018
The gremlin is a furry critter that will use her petit stature and nubile appearance to gain the trust of others. Upon making the mistake of trusting a gremlin, she will then lurk in dark corners and attack at any given moment. This evil hobbit will engage in acts of deceit and general tomfoolery as a means of social interaction. Characteristics of the gremlin will include:
-Rage blackouts
-Violent attacks from behind, especially on the knees
-Full speed bodychecks
-Stealing food from gardens
-The belief that she is average height, when she is in fact, gremlin height
-The use of such phrases as "frig-a-mug" and "go S a D"
-Rage blackouts
-Violent attacks from behind, especially on the knees
-Full speed bodychecks
-Stealing food from gardens
-The belief that she is average height, when she is in fact, gremlin height
-The use of such phrases as "frig-a-mug" and "go S a D"
Ryan: Hello, I was just calling regarded your --- OW
Gremlin: hahaha hahaha hahaha (runs away)
Ryan: I think that gremlin just took out my legs
Gremlin: hahaha hahaha hahaha (runs away)
Ryan: I think that gremlin just took out my legs
by VictimOfTheGremlin August 25, 2009
Your girls fucking clingy ass best friend. Have you ever wanted to do something with your girl but her clingy ass best friend is just jealous of you, and doesn't want your girl whom is her best friend doing something because she can't so she tells her not to and your girl listens to her? That right there is being a fucking GREMLIN! GREMLINS are needy as hell and their jealousy of you grows exponentially. You're basically fucked when it comes to gremlins...there's no cure to this shit.
Guy: Let's do something tonight
Girl: I wish I could but (Gremlin) says that we don't hang out enough since I started talking to you...so I think I'm going to hang with her tonight to make her feel better! She's my best friend and I love her so it's only right that I do, I hope you understand. Just ask me again later and we will for sure!
Guy-under his breath: That maniacal gremlin bitch! Fuck her bullshit!!!!!!
Guy: Yeah..... I understand
Girl: Good, I'm glad (Is happy now)
Guy-under his breath again: I've never hit a woman before but I'm ready to knock some gremlins out!
Girl: I wish I could but (Gremlin) says that we don't hang out enough since I started talking to you...so I think I'm going to hang with her tonight to make her feel better! She's my best friend and I love her so it's only right that I do, I hope you understand. Just ask me again later and we will for sure!
Guy-under his breath: That maniacal gremlin bitch! Fuck her bullshit!!!!!!
Guy: Yeah..... I understand
Girl: Good, I'm glad (Is happy now)
Guy-under his breath again: I've never hit a woman before but I'm ready to knock some gremlins out!
by theboy23 June 16, 2011
1.) Little meshevious devils that cause problems with everything around you.
2.) Little red men with horns you see when you are stoned.
3.) Imaginary little devils you can blame shit on.
2.) Little red men with horns you see when you are stoned.
3.) Imaginary little devils you can blame shit on.
1.) "BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH! Those damn gremlins are in my computer again. Where's my freakin shotgun?!"
2.) *puff puff* "Dude those gremlins on top of the TV are flippin me off! Little bastards!"
3.) Mom: "Jonny why the hell do all your socks stick together like this?"
Jonny: "I don't know, maybe the gremlins did it!"
2.) *puff puff* "Dude those gremlins on top of the TV are flippin me off! Little bastards!"
3.) Mom: "Jonny why the hell do all your socks stick together like this?"
Jonny: "I don't know, maybe the gremlins did it!"
by Punkhead May 25, 2005
Gremlins are usually small people under 5'6.They are known as kind and outgoing but will turn shy when asking for help or asking for anything in general.They are also known as "Small Beans".They usually stick to sweet foods and enjoy baking.They are known for sucking at video games but still play to enjoy the game.Some of them enjoy pink but are to embaressed to admit it.Gremlins are some of the sweetest girls and you'll be lucky to find one.XxWARNING!xX She will steal your hoodies!
by Xx_Queen_xX June 06, 2018
Apr 20 trending
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