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Greasent 

Some thing or situation that is simultaneously greasy and decent.
Carl: "Dan's bass solo was good for how drunk he was."

Trevor: "Really quite greasent."
Greasent by DosBillos200 February 20, 2011

Greden Greenhouse Gut 

When a man that has been blessed by the nutrients of sun and is at full capacity of ejaculation, he then begins to photosynthesize (this may take a few minutes). When the process of photosynthesis is complete he then releases his seed directly in the woman's mouth, then butt and finally finishing with the vagina (aka The Gut). The woman is then to take care of his seeds and supply them with nutrients and plenty Vitamin D for the rest of her life.
Why does Sydney look pregnant?

Oh I heard she did a Greden Greenhouse Gut this weekend, shell never be the same.
A really cool son of a bitch who can always make you smile. He’s known for his playful banter, and is always single. He’s photogenic and always looks good; whilst never being a chore to be around.
Person 1: “Did you hear the joke Graden told us?”
Person 2: “Yeah I did, it was really funny!”
Graden by anonymous November 24, 2021
When you fuck a large girl when you are drunk.
Holy shit, last night man I almost pulled a Greyden.
greyden by His mummy October 3, 2004
a name that after exploring urban dictionary with my friend got me made fun of for the rest of my middle school year
greyden by a sad greyden March 11, 2019

greavens 

shortened version of “great heavens”.
“She got so drunk she texted her ex!!” “Oh my greavens!!”
greavens by allimhowe May 23, 2022