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Greavesy
A Greavesy is, in most cases, a member of a large group of friends that possesses very few social skills and is often regarded by the other members of the group as mentally deficient. A Greavesy is most commonly male, but recently some female cases have been found. With no exceptions, a Greavesy is always displeasing to look at. He will often make strange noises and sleep with absolutely disgusting girls in order to try and fit in. However, Greavesies are hardly ever able to fit in, and are only allowed to remain in the group to make the other members feel better about themselves. They are commonly found in friends houses (usually a popular member of the group) close to their own, as they know they are not wanted so will do anything to ensure they are included in plans. In some extreme cases, they sit in the house when the friend is not there and wait for them, often sitting in the same place for up to 7 hours. In one recent study of Greavesies it was found that when a Greavesy was left out, it spent hours searching for its 'friends'.
When a Greavesy is spotted, make sure it cannot infiltrate the friendship group, as once it begins to feel a sense of belonging it will be incredibly hard to get rid of.
When a Greavesy is spotted, make sure it cannot infiltrate the friendship group, as once it begins to feel a sense of belonging it will be incredibly hard to get rid of.
Will: Luke is sat in my house AGAIN!
George: Was he invited?
Will: Of course not.
George: No surprise there. What an absolute Greavesy.
George: Was he invited?
Will: Of course not.
George: No surprise there. What an absolute Greavesy.
Greavesy by aidsonaplane August 17, 2015
Jenny Greaves
Jenny Greaves. A very nice + talented teenager with lots of entusiasm and charisma! She despises holt (as do most ppl :P) and has a healthy obsession with Gizmo (who does rock!). She is kind, generous, curteous, beautiful, fun to be around and a great person all round! I cant think of a better jenny at all :D
Jenny Greaves by C-_-son November 7, 2004
Greaves
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.