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grayface 

grayface by Eris July 23, 2003
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Gayface is the look that gay men have that enables other gay men to quickly identify them as "family" no matter what they're doing, wearing or saying. Gayface is identifiable in photos. Gayface cannot be hidden by attempts to butch it up. Straight men with gayface are not really straight.
When I saw his picture in the paper, I immediately knew that girl on his arm was a beard because he totally has gayface.
gayface by txsam June 22, 2006
A derogatory term for a bureaucrat or other order-obsessed person. This word is used almost exclusively by practitioners of the Discordian religion.
I almost made it back out but this fucking greyface had to stop me and ask what I was doing goose-stepping naked around the cafeteria at four in the morning.
greyface by Eris June 22, 2003

Gray face 

Some anon on Tumblr who doesn't have the balls to show who they really are when insulting you, instead they choose to ask questions under the veil of "Anonymous".
Anon:your blog is shit and you're fucking ugly.

blogger:thanks a lot, gray face.
Gray face by itsmikemir September 13, 2011
a straight (or even sometimes actually gay) person who has a face that would make you think that the person is a homosexual. Perez Hilton has used this term to describe Zac Effron's face.
"Did you see those dimples on Mario Lopez? He has such a gayface!"

"You know, I kind of think Steve Jobs has gayface too."
gayface by Mandella J January 20, 2009
Situation in which a heterosexual person pretends to be a homosexual person for laughs; a modern equivalent of Blackface.
While less acceptable in modern society, past decades have seen much comedic success in Gayface ventures like "Three's Company" and "Three to Tango."
Gayface by Rag Man July 11, 2009

Gayfaceatronacism 

A form of art, involving the complete lack of knowledge of what you are doing, and the colour red. It was first created by artist Jarred Mack, while doing a speech on current forms of art.

N. Gayfaceatronistic
This artwork uses the style of Gayfaceatronacism. That was created by Jarred Mack.
Gayfaceatronacism by Jarred Mack March 20, 2005
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