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gayface
Gayface is the look that gay men have that enables other gay men to quickly identify them as "family" no matter what they're doing, wearing or saying. Gayface is identifiable in photos. Gayface cannot be hidden by attempts to butch it up. Straight men with gayface are not really straight.
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greyface
A derogatory term for a bureaucrat or other order-obsessed person. This word is used almost exclusively by practitioners of the Discordian religion.
Gray face
Some anon on Tumblr who doesn't have the balls to show who they really are when insulting you, instead they choose to ask questions under the veil of "Anonymous".
Gray face by itsmikemir September 13, 2011
gayface
a straight (or even sometimes actually gay) person who has a face that would make you think that the person is a homosexual. Perez Hilton has used this term to describe Zac Effron's face.
"Did you see those dimples on Mario Lopez? He has such a gayface!"
"You know, I kind of think Steve Jobs has gayface too."
"You know, I kind of think Steve Jobs has gayface too."
gayface by Mandella J January 20, 2009
Gayfaceatronacism
A form of art, involving the complete lack of knowledge of what you are doing, and the colour red. It was first created by artist Jarred Mack, while doing a speech on current forms of art.
N. Gayfaceatronistic
N. Gayfaceatronistic
Gayfaceatronacism by Jarred Mack March 20, 2005
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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