Grassmen

Basically the male version of thumbelina, usually from Brixton

Todd: who are those little green men roaming around the grass?
Piper: they’re grassmen, basically the male version of thumbelina, usually from Brixton you idiot!

Grassmen by chewyrat April 15, 2022

Grassmen

The greatest farming program on earth

Closely followed behind by farmflix

Fuck off john I'm watching grassmen

Grassmen by Yourdqd December 23, 2021

Grassman 

Someone who is tricked into smoking lawn clippings instead of Mary Jane(marijuana) yet believes they are high af

Person 1: "Hey Eddy, how high are you?!"

Person 2: "About 8/10"

Person 1: "You do realise you just smoked grass?"

All others present: "GRASSMAN!"

Grassman by PREDDDDDDSTERT April 13, 2015

Grasspen 

A type of pen that grows up from the soil, typically around grass. Hence the name, Grasspen. If it feels threatened, it will turn into a penguin, and it will attack.

Oh gee, Mr. Figgy! Look at all of the Grasspi in the field over there! I think I might even see a Gel Grasspen!

Grasspen by thespacebug November 5, 2014

grassmonkey 

Someone who daily life consist of smoking weed.

Jose is a grassmonkey!

grassmonkey by Ironlvlonkey July 7, 2011

UNWANTED gRAPE and SEXUAL GRASSMENT 

When a person persues a celebrity incessantly for a date and doesn't get treated like a princess when it happens.

Hugely exaggerated and unsubstantiated claims from over privelidged females about sexual assault by a men.

Many rape cases are being thrown out of court in the UK now because UNWANTED gRAPE and SEXUAL GRASSMENT are endemic.

Aziz Ansari offered her some wine. “It was white,” Grace said. “I didn’t get to choose and I prefer red, but it was white wine.” She was victim of an unwanted grape . She called Babe.Com and sexually grassed on him.

Adam Sandler unwantedly graped that poor actress. Fortunately she was left unharmed, although she did sexually grass him. It had no affect on his career tho, as it was already finished.

UNWANTED gRAPE and SEXUAL GRASSMENT by Captain Trunch January 21, 2018

Glassmen 

A bad ass mother fucker.

Positive side effects include: a feeling of being 10 feet tall and bulletproof, having the body of a god, and a tan the color of outer space.

Negative side effects include: no sense of decency or discretion, a tendency to consume colossal amounts of food in a short period of time, and an addiction to water.

Normal Guy #1: Dude, have you seen Roger?!
Normal Guy #2: Yeah, now that he's a Glassmen he's a total bamf!

Glassmen by Former Glassmen October 21, 2011