grassden

When you eat too much chocolate cake and throw it up and accidentally slip in it

Bro how tf did you do a grassden

by VerdantWyvern February 13, 2021

Grasspen

A type of pen that grows up from the soil, typically around grass. Hence the name, Grasspen. If it feels threatened, it will turn into a penguin, and it will attack.

Oh gee, Mr. Figgy! Look at all of the Grasspi in the field over there! I think I might even see a Gel Grasspen!

by thespacebug November 5, 2014

UNWANTED gRAPE and SEXUAL GRASSMENT

When a person persues a celebrity incessantly for a date and doesn't get treated like a princess when it happens.

Hugely exaggerated and unsubstantiated claims from over privelidged females about sexual assault by a men.

Many rape cases are being thrown out of court in the UK now because UNWANTED gRAPE and SEXUAL GRASSMENT are endemic.

Aziz Ansari offered her some wine. “It was white,” Grace said. “I didn’t get to choose and I prefer red, but it was white wine.” She was victim of an unwanted grape . She called Babe.Com and sexually grassed on him.

Adam Sandler unwantedly graped that poor actress. Fortunately she was left unharmed, although she did sexually grass him. It had no affect on his career tho, as it was already finished.

by Captain Trunch January 21, 2018

Grassmen

Basically the male version of thumbelina, usually from Brixton

Todd: who are those little green men roaming around the grass?
Piper: they’re grassmen, basically the male version of thumbelina, usually from Brixton you idiot!

by chewyrat April 15, 2022

Grassmen

The greatest farming program on earth

Closely followed behind by farmflix

Fuck off john I'm watching grassmen

by Yourdqd December 23, 2021