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granolagay 

A homosexual male that is not interested in fashion, culture, or Broadway musicals but instead has more characteristics of a lesbian.

Examples) A gay man that wears Jesus sandals and doesn't bathe often. A gay man with a vegan diet, or a PETA membership. A gay man who is often mistaken as straight until he begins speaking.
Although Steve lived in Chelsea and often wore an "I'm Gay" t-shirt, people usually thought he was straight because of his Williamsburg-hippie style and dirty, untrimmed, beard, so he wasn't shocked to hear the other Chelsea boys call him a granolagay.
granolagay by toysrdave October 18, 2010
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GranolaBar 

Creator of friendship. C2s really like them. More powerful than fruit snacks.
Person 1: ok, I am getting sick of you taking my granola bars!

C2: I'm sorry

Person 1: I'm sorry I got mad.

C2: So... Are you going to let me have your granolabar or not?
GranolaBar by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 13, 2021

granolabarluvrr

They make amazing content and are very lovely. They are happily married to liveformikasa. They love granola bars and banana bread. They are super good at making banana bread and is an amazing chef. <33
“Did you see that granolabarluvrr posted a new video today

“Yes I did”

GranolaBar 

Person 1: *brings granola bar in lunch box*

C2: Someone say GranolaBar?
GranolaBar by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 13, 2021
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