GranolaBar

Creator of friendship. C2s really like them. More powerful than fruit snacks.

Person 1: ok, I am getting sick of you taking my granola bars!

C2: I'm sorry

Person 1: I'm sorry I got mad.

C2: So... Are you going to let me have your granolabar or not?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 13, 2021

GranolaBar

The true meaning of friendship.

Person 1: *brings granola bar in lunch box*

C2: Someone say GranolaBar?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 13, 2021

nature valley granola bar

a crumbly ass granola bar that clearly represents how messy my fucking life is

on a scale from 1 to nature valley granola bar how much of a mess is your life?
nature valley granola bar bro

by maddy_braps July 8, 2016

Granola Bar

Granola bars are pocket-sized nutrition powerhouses made from whole grains like rolled oats, nuts, dates and natural sweeteners like honey or maple syrup or brown rice syrup.

Try baking your own granola bar

by EatAnytime December 13, 2017

Crunchy Granola Bar

A noun used to reference a very attractive granola guy. They are most often found in states like Colorado, generally in the mountains, at co-ops, or canvassing for the Green Party. A Crunchy Granola Bar is a vegetarian, if not a vegan, and usually buys from local organic farmers.

Beth: "Have you met Kasey's new boyfriend Brandon?"

Heidi: "Oh that Crunchy Granola Bar? I heard he just moved here from Denver."

by deltacircle August 2, 2010

Granola Bar

A piece of fecal matter trotted from someone who has a colorful diet. (Vegetables, corn, etc.) This piece of fecal matter commonly looks like a granola bar (sometimes if it were green.)

"Dude, don't go vegan."
"Why?"
"I tried it once, every crap you deposit is a granola bar."

by A Granola Bar July 31, 2016

Granola Bar

Creator of friendship

Person 1: Want to be friends?
C2: Do you have a granola bar?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 19, 2020