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Creator of friendship. C2s really like them. More powerful than fruit snacks.

Person 1: ok, I am getting sick of you taking my granola bars!

C2: I'm sorry

Person 1: I'm sorry I got mad.

C2: So... Are you going to let me have your granolabar or not?

GranolaBar by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 13, 2021

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GranolaBar

The true meaning of friendship.

Person 1: *brings granola bar in lunch box*

C2: Someone say GranolaBar?

GranolaBar by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 13, 2021

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nature valley granola bar

a crumbly ass granola bar that clearly represents how messy my fucking life is

on a scale from 1 to nature valley granola bar how much of a mess is your life?
nature valley granola bar bro

nature valley granola bar by maddy_braps July 8, 2016

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Granola Bar

Granola bars are pocket-sized nutrition powerhouses made from whole grains like rolled oats, nuts, dates and natural sweeteners like honey or maple syrup or brown rice syrup.

Try baking your own granola bar

Granola Bar by EatAnytime December 13, 2017

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Crunchy Granola Bar

A noun used to reference a very attractive granola guy. They are most often found in states like Colorado, generally in the mountains, at co-ops, or canvassing for the Green Party. A Crunchy Granola Bar is a vegetarian, if not a vegan, and usually buys from local organic farmers.

Beth: "Have you met Kasey's new boyfriend Brandon?"

Heidi: "Oh that Crunchy Granola Bar? I heard he just moved here from Denver."

Crunchy Granola Bar by deltacircle August 2, 2010

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Granola Bar

A piece of fecal matter trotted from someone who has a colorful diet. (Vegetables, corn, etc.) This piece of fecal matter commonly looks like a granola bar (sometimes if it were green.)

"Dude, don't go vegan."
"Why?"
"I tried it once, every crap you deposit is a granola bar."

Granola Bar by A Granola Bar July 31, 2016

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Granola Bar

Creator of friendship

Person 1: Want to be friends?
C2: Do you have a granola bar?

Granola Bar by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 19, 2020

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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