The various oils, bodily fluids, and dead skin from an older male 60+ years of age churned and refrigerated into a beautiful golden-brown stick of Grandpa Butter.

I went to my grandparents house and took a stick of Grandpa Butter out of the fridge and buttered my toast. I ended up with a chunk of dead skin stuck between my teeth.

Grandpa Butter by SilvasaurusRex March 3, 2015

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grandpa b • grandpa balls • Grandpa Bean • grandpa beefcake • grandpa ben • Grandpa BFF • grandpa blew • grandpa blues • Grandpa Blunt • grandpa boner

Grandpa BFF

A term used by a young person to a refer to an older person who they are close with or want to be close with. For a female the term Grandma BFF is appropriate.

I wish I could hang out with William Shatner. He would make an awesome Grandpa Bff.

Grandpa BFF by Nes88 September 8, 2009

grandpa beefcake

An older gentleman, usually in their late 50’s or early 60’s. Ripped and dressed in board shorts mostly found around pools in the South Florida area preying on women 20 or 30 years their junior.

Hey! Look at Grandpa Beefcake and his son over there hitting up those spring breakers drunk on hard seltzer at the pool.

grandpa beefcake by NautilusP July 2, 2022

grandpa balls

droopy balls often associated with the elderly

some loser gave her an arabian mask with his dirty ol' grandpa balls

grandpa balls by Bill K March 23, 2007

grandpa boner

A grandpa boner is a dirty filthy, fat, ugly often bald old man of 60 years of age or older typically found in south east Asia with a late teens to early twenties Asian escort with him.

Gross, look at that grandpa boner over there with that 17 year old girl. He has to be at least triple her age, triple her weight and triple her dimensions in every direction.

grandpa boner by BorisSDT August 27, 2011

Grandpa Blunt

When you collect a bunch of roaches and roll a nice blunt out of them.

Yo, I had like 10 roaches from last week and used them to make a nice ass grandpa blunt.

Grandpa Blunt by 420allthetime June 29, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026