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Grandpa Butter 

The various oils, bodily fluids, and dead skin from an older male 60+ years of age churned and refrigerated into a beautiful golden-brown stick of Grandpa Butter.
I went to my grandparents house and took a stick of Grandpa Butter out of the fridge and buttered my toast. I ended up with a chunk of dead skin stuck between my teeth.

Grandpa BFF 

A term used by a young person to a refer to an older person who they are close with or want to be close with. For a female the term Grandma BFF is appropriate.
I wish I could hang out with William Shatner. He would make an awesome Grandpa Bff.
Grandpa BFF by Nes88 September 8, 2009

grandpa beefcake 

An older gentleman, usually in their late 50’s or early 60’s. Ripped and dressed in board shorts mostly found around pools in the South Florida area preying on women 20 or 30 years their junior.
Hey! Look at Grandpa Beefcake and his son over there hitting up those spring breakers drunk on hard seltzer at the pool.

grandpa balls

droopy balls often associated with the elderly
some loser gave her an arabian mask with his dirty ol' grandpa balls
grandpa balls by Bill K March 23, 2007

grandpa boner

A grandpa boner is a dirty filthy, fat, ugly often bald old man of 60 years of age or older typically found in south east Asia with a late teens to early twenties Asian escort with him.
Gross, look at that grandpa boner over there with that 17 year old girl. He has to be at least triple her age, triple her weight and triple her dimensions in every direction.
grandpa boner by BorisSDT August 27, 2011

Grandpa Blunt 

When you collect a bunch of roaches and roll a nice blunt out of them.
Yo, I had like 10 roaches from last week and used them to make a nice ass grandpa blunt.
Grandpa Blunt by 420allthetime June 29, 2009