Definitions by NautilusP

epicumean 

Ep•i•cum•ean - fond of or adapted to luxury or indulgence in sensual pleasures; having luxurious tastes or habits, especially in eating and tasting male ejaculate. Fit for an epicure: epicurean delicacies.

One Flight Attendant to the other: “Hey Becky! Is that cum on the mirror in the first class lavatory?” Becky goes in and scoops some up with her finger, sniffs and tastes it “Hey Katie! Yep it’s definitely cum, but not from anyone on this plane.” Katie: “Oh Becky! You’re such an Epicumean.

epicumean by NautilusP July 19, 2022

itchy ovaries 

When a woman, usually in her mid thirties turns around and looks at you with eyes of desire, immediately following or seeing a cute baby. She says nothing, but it’s obvious she wants to be fertilized.

Shit Bhruvh! Grace held you guy’s kid yesterday and now she’s got a case of the itchy ovaries.

itchy ovaries by NautilusP July 3, 2022

grandpa beefcake 

An older gentleman, usually in their late 50’s or early 60’s. Ripped and dressed in board shorts mostly found around pools in the South Florida area preying on women 20 or 30 years their junior.

Hey! Look at Grandpa Beefcake and his son over there hitting up those spring breakers drunk on hard seltzer at the pool.

grandpa beefcake by NautilusP July 2, 2022