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Pronunciation: \ˈgran-wȯr\
Definition: An adjective describing something as extremely grandiose or beyond magnificence. Especially in describing music. Whereas the word grandiose can sometimes be deemed negative as in ostentatious or pretentious, the word grandoir is always as a praise or a positive description.

I love this song as it sounds grandoir.

grandoir by rmasargo August 12, 2009

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grandorphan

A person whose grandparents have all passed away; a person with no grandparents.

After all four of his grandparents died from food poisoning at the family reunion, Steve became a grandorphan.

grandorphan by Brad Roar! January 18, 2009

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grandpire

grandpa + vampire = grandpire. a creepy/bad grandpa

"He is such a grandpire. He set me up with his son, without telling me his son was married and had a kid."

grandpire by tenerife1 March 30, 2013

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Grandsire Silsbee

knitting fun; tooting on a banjo; sitting on a rocking chair

an old ninny

Grandsire Silsbee by Just a big ol David! March 6, 2003

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grandour

Grandeur; in a state of grandness and splendour

Enjoy wonderful fellowship with the Lord's grandour.

grandour by Hercolena Oliver August 28, 2009

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Grandgirl

A beautiful girl child. A divine gift from God!* Better word for granddaughter *

My beautiful grandgirl Alysse is coming to visit.

Grandgirl by Klstyles September 14, 2021

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Half grandorphan

Half grandorphan means a person whose two grandparents have passed away while the other two are still alive.

I’m a half grandorphan because two of my grandparents passed away

Half grandorphan by Ghon May 19, 2026

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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