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grandaddy purps
Grandaddy Purps is a purple marijuana strain hailing from the west coast. It is an extremely potent strain and is often used my medicinal users. Smoke responsibly!!!
grandaddy purps by LVilleBlazin July 29, 2006
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grandaddy bonglegs
While sitting in a circle in the mountains smoking a bong at night:
"Holy shit! A Grandaddy longlegs!"
"What? I didn't know u called one of those things a grandaddy bonglegs."
"Holy shit! A Grandaddy longlegs!"
"What? I didn't know u called one of those things a grandaddy bonglegs."
grandaddy bonglegs by Sarah Carpenter September 11, 2008
grandaddy purp
Highly potent marijuana with purple hairs. It is also quite expensive but provides you with an excellent high.
grandaddy purp by budsmoka4lyfe December 9, 2007
grandaddy lolo
Granddaddy MF lolo... that's the guy who can just get yo girl pregnant by just looking at her. He smart but yet he the type of person to drown a fish. He spiritually enlightened but has moments where he wants to slap the hell out of you. and he yo granddaddy
grandaddy lolo by HappyFart4 November 29, 2017
Grandaddy joint
A grandaddy joint is a marijuana cigarette produced during times of desperation, made of many already-smoked spliff ends or roaches from previous smoking sessions. It is called a grandaddy because it is an old ass decrepit and sour joint reminiscent of the smell of elderly people, these spliffs are particularly difficult to inhale and are almost unenjoyable to smoke.
Grandaddy ingredients may include the following: weed, hash, stale tobacco, dust, keef, dead skin flakes, and any other dirty ashtray contents.
Grandaddy ingredients may include the following: weed, hash, stale tobacco, dust, keef, dead skin flakes, and any other dirty ashtray contents.
"Man got so fukn low on weed the other night i smoked a grandaddy joint with my grandad, was so stale it almost killed him"
"you know times are tough when you don't even have endies for a grandaddy"
"you know times are tough when you don't even have endies for a grandaddy"
Grandaddy joint by Thumbiwa August 13, 2018
grandaddy bad
The biggest and the baddest around. He is the "Grandaddy of all things bad"
Teacher of knowledge, a mentor to others.
Teacher of knowledge, a mentor to others.
grandaddy bad by GBAD April 9, 2017
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