grammarcide 

The complete and utter destruction of syntax in any sentence.

Junior: Jim Bob, Wasn't they just trying to broke into your apartment?
Jim Bob: The hell you say?
Grammar-Nazi: Junior just committed grammarcide. Get him!
Unnamed Guy 2: Now isn't that ironic?

grammarcide by chaosgunslinger October 15, 2008

grammaticide 

The slaughtering of a language through the poor application of grammatical rules. This heinous crime is most prevalent in electronic forms of communication such as email, txt and I.M..

The worst offenders of this crime against language are those poor souls who are Gramatically challenged.

See also grammatically error, a somewhat ironic example of grammaticide.

Q: Do you have any of product X in stock?

A: Yes and welcome you over here. I ready for you.

grammaticide by avengerpenguin February 24, 2005

grammarize 

To correct the grammar of written or spoken work.

-Can you grammarize my term paper for me?
-Sure, give it to me tomorrow.

grammarize by rhymeswithorange986 February 23, 2011

grammarize 

to correct and to fix grammar within in a paper.

I need someone to help me grammarize my paper.

grammarize by thetalkinator March 9, 2009

Grammartize 

The act of correcting another person's grammar, regardless of a specific requirement or social environment.

Me- "Me and my buddies went fishing. It was great!";
Grammatizor- I think you meant to say "My buddies and I went fishing...."
Thanks Grammatizor! You Grammartize 'd me and corrected my grammar on facebook! You're the bestest.. I mean best!

Grammartize by uatemyrocket May 9, 2011

grammaries 

1. The breasts of an elderly woman.

2. Saggy, flat breasts that have a slight odor of sour milk or mildew.

3. Aged pancakes.

My grandmother Helga always made sure to roll up her grammaries and secure them with rubber bands to prevent the uncomfortable pinching that would occur if they slipped below her pant line.

When he returned home, John ate the leftover grammaries that had been sitting on the counter since last Tuesday.

grammaries by C.S.Lee March 9, 2009

grammaricide 

spoiling a language by committing grammatical mistakes.

New learners generally commit grammaricide, no matter how well they try to write a correct language.

grammaricide by uttam maharjan November 10, 2012