Junior: Jim Bob, Wasn't they just trying to broke into your apartment?
Jim Bob: The hell you say?
Grammar-Nazi: Junior just committed grammarcide. Get him!
Unnamed Guy 2: Now isn't that ironic?
2. Saggy, flat breasts that have a slight odor of sour milk or mildew.
3. Aged pancakes.
My grandmother Helga always made sure to roll up her grammaries and secure them with rubber bands to prevent the uncomfortable pinching that would occur if they slipped below her pant line.
When he returned home, John ate the leftover grammaries that had been sitting on the counter since last Tuesday.
Whilst on Facebook or other websites you notice an error in spelling and thus correct it due to sheer awesomeness of the language you speak/know. Similar to out-grammared except it sounds better.
Also something your parents may do on a daily basis when you are younger.
Tyrone: "Bitches is super hot in college."
Tard: "*Bitches ARE super hot in college Tyrone. Get your shit together."
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.