My grandmother Helga always made sure to roll up her grammaries and secure them with rubber bands to prevent the uncomfortable pinching that would occur if they slipped below her pant line.
When he returned home, John ate the leftover grammaries that had been sitting onthe counter since last Tuesday.
A Grammar Nazi -- for the people! Although Grammarxists essentially do the same things as Grammar Nazis, they understand that language is inherently fluid and belongs to the speaker/writer and audience, who therefore define its rules (not the other way around).
"Dude, you should've used a semi-colon there; they're fantastic for separating clauses."
"Semi-colons are weak and indecisive. People speak in periods. They use commas and conjoining phrases. They don't use semi-colons."
"Grammarxist."
"I heard that."