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gramateur 

gramateur: someone who thinks they are a grammar nazi but mispell something when calling you out. example - "You didn't spel that write."
example - "You didn't spel that write." I'm a gramateur
gramateur by That Other Other Guy February 22, 2014
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gramatter 

gramatter is an amazing langue (language) that only the most smartest of people can understand and speak it was created in the year 2020 and was one of the only good things to actually come from the year 2020 if you know how to speak gramatter i applaud you
wow gramatter is such an amazing langue
gramatter by coolassbotch February 18, 2021

grammateur 

an individual that uses poor grammar, either inadvertently or deliberately.
Bob never uses "their" and "there" properly in his emails. He's such a grammateur.
grammateur by chawalte January 23, 2010

gramature night 

when an older woman is hot enough to be a stripper, yet old enough to be someones grandmother
check out that milf, she is hot! i bet she could win the prize money on "gramature night" down at the strip club.
gramature night by jrbsvs April 26, 2008

grammateur 

A new grandmother who has no idea what she's doing with regard to grandmothering. (hat tip to JCW for the definition)
Bessie was obviously a grammateur, as she used safety pins to fasten her granddaughter's diaper together even though it had adhesive straps.
grammateur by chawalte January 31, 2010

grammeurysm 

an aneurysm instigated by another person using atrocious grammar
"Which door do I exit from?"
"People who end sentences with prepositions give me a grammeurysm."
grammeurysm by elazar October 31, 2012

grammateur nazi 

One who provides unwarranted - and incorrect - grammar corrections.
Internet User #1: There so awesome!

Internet User #2: Their*

Internet User #3: The Grammateur Nazis have arrived!
grammateur nazi by Lord Pitaya November 30, 2013
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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