Gramatard

Also known as grammartard and grammatard, this word describes somebody who completely refuses to accept the commonly known grammar rules used in the English language. Most commonly seen in phone texts or online conversations, the offender tends to not notice when this is brought up.

Offender - "i didnt did do that"

Response - " You sir, are a gramatard."

Gramatard by Jahadaz May 8, 2010

grumptard 

A grumpy and retarded person

Channa says Peter is a grumptard all the time

grumptard by PitaBread January 20, 2008

Dramatard 

Main entry: Dramatard

Part of Speech: Noun

Definition: Any person who amplifies their reaction to life's daily situations, to the point of ad nauseum. A person who is reliably in a state of stress over any little detail gone wrong.

After hearing that the expresso machine was out of order Baltazar quickly switched to his dramatard mode.

Dramatard by David Diaz April 9, 2008

gramature night 

when an older woman is hot enough to be a stripper, yet old enough to be someones grandmother

check out that milf, she is hot! i bet she could win the prize money on "gramature night" down at the strip club.

gramature night by jrbsvs April 26, 2008

grammartarded

Retarded in terms of ability to use English grammar properly and proficiently.

Steve: Most American's do not understand the welfare system.

Damien: Are you grammartarded? There's no apostrophe, dipshit.

grammartarded by Ban The Tube Top November 21, 2011

Gravatar 

A 2009 science fiction film by James Cameron featuring state-of-the-art CGI effects and widespread 3D theatrical release.

Very similar to the film "Avatar," "Gravatar" differs in being preceded by a gigantic gravity bong hit before hittin the 3D glasses.

Jon: Hey have you seen Avatar yet?
Jim: What? Oh no, I heard that movie's pretty bad.
Jon: I thought you were seeing it last week!
Jim: No, of course not. We saw Gravatar. THAT movie was amazing.

Gravatar by John James Jon January 13, 2010

gymatard

A gymatard is the name of a person who executes superior gymnastic skills in the form of cartwheeling over cement blocks at skate parks across the country.

They are also known for rolling around in the grass looking like they have a disorder of some kind.

Rachelle: Who is that guy doing crazy tricks in that skate park over there ?

James: Oh, that's Keaton.

Rachelle: What is he doing exactly ?

James: He's practicing gymatard.

Rachelle: Wow, he's amazing!!

gymatard by shell553 April 22, 2010