gram crackers

A term given to Caucasian pseudo-gangsters that always keep a single gram of marijuana in possession to convince others they're "stoners".

Hey man, did you see Tymon and his buddies waving that dime bag around? What a bunch of gram crackers.

by Mazzey June 23, 2011

Gram Cracker

Someone who posts too many selfies on Instagram. Usually in a very intense and habitual manner.

Oh my gosh. Did you see how many selfies Heather posted on IG today?

Yeah she's a gram cracker.

by GemJJ November 11, 2014

Gram Cracker

A person who is like a crack head with weed. i.e. would short you a gram of weed when selling a bag.

Man, that gram cracker sold me a 2.5 gram eighth!

by n0raj September 6, 2015

gram cracker

A term for someone who is of mixed race (black and white).
"Gram" meaning brown and "cracker" meaning white

Halle Barry is a gram cracker

by Des February 20, 2005

Gram Cracker Den

A commercial space clearly designed so Instagram addicts can congregate, often to take selfies inside or around the venue.
A common decoration combination includes neon signs, pastel colors, striped or checkered patterns, and large potted plants.

There's nowhere good to eat in SoHo. It's just a bunch of gram cracker dens where you choose between bowls and salads.

by slingo September 26, 2018

Gram Cracker

A blunt or joint with exactly a gram of bangin bud.

Light up that Gram Cracker!

by Quadir425 November 18, 2010

gram crackering

Instagraming for a lengthy amount of of time

Quit gram crackering fag

by Suck My Ass Queer November 22, 2014