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A term given to Caucasian pseudo-gangsters that always keep a single gram of marijuana in possession to convince others they're "stoners".

Hey man, did you see Tymon and his buddies waving that dime bag around? What a bunch of gram crackers.

gram crackers by Mazzey June 23, 2011

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Gram Cracker

Someone who posts too many selfies on Instagram. Usually in a very intense and habitual manner.

Oh my gosh. Did you see how many selfies Heather posted on IG today?

Yeah she's a gram cracker.

Gram Cracker by GemJJ November 11, 2014

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Gram Cracker

A person who is like a crack head with weed. i.e. would short you a gram of weed when selling a bag.

Man, that gram cracker sold me a 2.5 gram eighth!

Gram Cracker by n0raj September 6, 2015

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gram cracker

A term for someone who is of mixed race (black and white).
"Gram" meaning brown and "cracker" meaning white

Halle Barry is a gram cracker

gram cracker by Des February 20, 2005

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Gram Cracker Den

A commercial space clearly designed so Instagram addicts can congregate, often to take selfies inside or around the venue.
A common decoration combination includes neon signs, pastel colors, striped or checkered patterns, and large potted plants.

There's nowhere good to eat in SoHo. It's just a bunch of gram cracker dens where you choose between bowls and salads.

Gram Cracker Den by slingo September 26, 2018

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Gram Cracker

A blunt or joint with exactly a gram of bangin bud.

Light up that Gram Cracker!

Gram Cracker by Quadir425 November 18, 2010

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gram crackering

Instagraming for a lengthy amount of of time

Quit gram crackering fag

gram crackering by Suck My Ass Queer November 22, 2014

leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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