3 definition by n0raj

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A person who is like a crack head with weed. i.e. would short you a gram of weed when selling a bag.

Man, that gram cracker sold me a 2.5 gram eighth!

by n0raj August 03, 2015

When a weed dealer is extremely slow; reminiscent of windows millennium.

Person 1: "Where's the weed at? It's been three hours!!"

Person 2: "Give it some time, dawg. I have Weedos Millennium"

by n0raj August 08, 2015

A marijuana cigarette. Popular among white Michigan newscasters.

"Before anyone lights up that doogie on the front porch, experts say there's a couple of things you need to know"

by n0raj December 21, 2018