posts
Pub for pres, into town to get sloshed, and then back to mine for posts. Hows that for a Slice of Fried Gold?
posts by oranjeboom53 February 4, 2016
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Gator Posts
As in instigator. Instigating posts made intentionally to piss you off. Not to be confused with trolls and their damn trolling, gator posts are done by someone PRETENDING to be against something. A gator touches a keyboard to push buttons for control of your mind or a thread.
Gator Posts by Summerbees February 14, 2012
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fence posts
Used as a word for Vicodin. Also can be said as just "Posts"
When you don't want to chance "The Man" hearing a drug deal.
When you don't want to chance "The Man" hearing a drug deal.
fence posts by phat dave August 22, 2007
When Your Stupid Posts Get Uploaded Instead of Your Good Ones
STOP UNEXCEPTING MY DEFINITIONS AND UPLOADING MY STUPID ONES. Let me just say, if this gets posted I will shit myself laughing.
When Your Stupid Posts Get Uploaded Instead of Your Good Ones by The Nintendo Fan 1889 October 12, 2016
fence posts
Used as a word for Vicodin. Also can be said as just "Posts"
When you don't want to chance "The Man" hearing a drug deal.
When you don't want to chance "The Man" hearing a drug deal.
fence posts by phat dave August 22, 2007
buffer posts
The most recent comments of a video that are read during the short time it takes a YouTube video to load/buffer.
Buffer posts are usually read to verify that the video itself is enoyable/real.
Usually the last 5-10 comments are considered buffer posts.
Buffer posts are usually read to verify that the video itself is enoyable/real.
Usually the last 5-10 comments are considered buffer posts.
buffer posts by imjustanormalguy August 10, 2009
Birthday Wall Posts
Well Wishes written on facebook pages for friends and family's birthdays.
A substitute for Birthday cards.
A substitute for Birthday cards.
"Dude,Just wanted to write you birthday wall post, happy birthday you are the bombest!"
Birthday wall posts rules:
1. Short birthday wishes should be posted to the wall, longer birthday wishes should be sent as messages so as to keep the wall space interesting, and avoid irritating the birthday wall-post stalkers.
2. One should read all other birthday wishes before posting a new one so as to avoid repitition, however, in some cases, a simple two-worded "Happy Birthday" can be appropriate. excample: (1)You don't know the person very well. (2)You don't but you're just saying happy birthday cause you're bored. (3)You havn't talked to them in a year or more. (4)You met in Yoville.
3. NEVER write your birthday wish in the form a comment of agreement with someone els's post. ie: Person writes birthday wish and you comment "Yeah".
4. Keep in mind that everyone knows the birthday song so it is not necessary to write it out.
5. Don't post belated birthday wishes. Just pretend you weren't online to see the notification.
Birthday wall posts rules:
1. Short birthday wishes should be posted to the wall, longer birthday wishes should be sent as messages so as to keep the wall space interesting, and avoid irritating the birthday wall-post stalkers.
2. One should read all other birthday wishes before posting a new one so as to avoid repitition, however, in some cases, a simple two-worded "Happy Birthday" can be appropriate. excample: (1)You don't know the person very well. (2)You don't but you're just saying happy birthday cause you're bored. (3)You havn't talked to them in a year or more. (4)You met in Yoville.
3. NEVER write your birthday wish in the form a comment of agreement with someone els's post. ie: Person writes birthday wish and you comment "Yeah".
4. Keep in mind that everyone knows the birthday song so it is not necessary to write it out.
5. Don't post belated birthday wishes. Just pretend you weren't online to see the notification.
Birthday Wall Posts by blambalino May 10, 2010
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