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Definitions by Napster

Irish elevator 

A primitive home security technique. In some old homes with multiple stories, it was commmon to have a door on the highest floor that says "Treasury: Do Not Enter" or something equally enticing. This door, however, would not lead to a treasury, but to nothing but thin air. The would-be criminal would then, of course, be fucked.
"Boy, honey, good thing I put in that Irish elevator last summer!" Bob exclaimed as he peeled burglar bits off the lawn.
Irish elevator by Napster August 22, 2006

Physical Graffiti 

Led Zeppelin's sixth and best album. Released in 1975, the double album shows the world's greatest band at the top of its form. In a word, perfection.
IV may have Stairway, but Physical Graffiti reaches new heights of musical greatness.
Physical Graffiti by Napster May 30, 2006

boneafone 

Refering to a penis during oral sex
I told her to speak clearly into the bonafone
boneafone by Napster May 13, 2005

Chilly Williy 

Giving a blow job with the use of ice
If your good i'll give you a chilly williy
Chilly Williy by Napster May 13, 2005

double kill 

When you kill 2 people in a short amount of time in Halo.
double kill by Napster August 30, 2004

triple kill 

When you kill three people in a short amount of time in Halo.
I just got a triple kill on Worf alone! He's such a n00b.
triple kill by Napster August 30, 2004

grenade whore 

Someone who throws a lot of grenades in Halo.
You grenade whore! You just wait until I turn infinite grenades off!
grenade whore by Napster August 30, 2004