Definitions by Napster
Irish elevator
A primitive home security technique. In some old homes with multiple stories, it was commmon to have a door on the highest floor that says "Treasury: Do Not Enter" or something equally enticing. This door, however, would not lead to a treasury, but to nothing but thin air. The would-be criminal would then, of course, be fucked.
"Boy, honey, good thing I put in that Irish elevator last summer!" Bob exclaimed as he peeled burglar bits off the lawn.
Irish elevator by Napster August 22, 2006
Physical Graffiti
Led Zeppelin's sixth and best album. Released in 1975, the double album shows the world's greatest band at the top of its form. In a word, perfection.
Physical Graffiti by Napster May 30, 2006