grabasstic 

Having the qualities of a playground game of grab-ass, ie, totally chaotic and disorganized.

John's presentation at the meeting was so grabasstic that no one knew what the hell he was getting at.

grabasstic by Serpent January 7, 2004

grabasstic 

One who is completely without worth. A person with no value whatsoever. Usually combined with other epithets on one's character.

"You are one unorganized, grabbasstic piece of amphibious shit!"

Loosely adapted from Full Metal Jacket

grabasstic by ziptied April 2, 2003

gasasstic flatulence 

A fart that is so explosive and smelly that it literally shakes the foundation of a building.

“Man, Joe just blew gasasstic flatulence so power and loud that the entire floor moved. No air freshener could remove the stench.”

gasasstic flatulence by joseph blough March 25, 2022

Grabassin 

Noun; Grab-Ass-In

1.)A process in which a person or group of people perform meaningless tasks to occupy time instead of completing an assignment, task or job

2.)When a person decides to replace a given task with another less valuable or exhausting task in an attempt to relieve themselves of a given responsibility

Coach: Staci, your supposed to be doing the ball drills

Staci: Coach, I was just talking to Chris about yesterdays game
Coach: I know grabassin when i see it, now start running

Grabassin by T0pher8 February 4, 2010

grabastic 

adj.

A person, group, or object made up of several different elements that normally would not be put together.

"His ship had a very grabastic construction, due to the many spare parts he used to build it."

"You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit."

grabastic by McTeague January 2, 2009

Battlestar Grabastica

When the level of grabass reaches epidemic fucking proportions.

I was on a conference call with work, the Sr. V.P. came on and it went from a simple 20 minute call to ballsuck central, it turned into an episode of Battlestar Grabastica.

Battlestar Grabastica by Ned Nickelfritz April 25, 2006

grabastic 

adj. inclined to play grabass (bumble around and waste time in a group of 2 or more). grabass is an imaginary game of unsurpassed stupidity in which the object is to grab someone's ass or have your ass grabbed, or something.

because of grabastic turds like him, i have to work twice as hard.

grabastic by phooeyptooey July 24, 2008