Grabassin 

Noun; Grab-Ass-In

1.)A process in which a person or group of people perform meaningless tasks to occupy time instead of completing an assignment, task or job

2.)When a person decides to replace a given task with another less valuable or exhausting task in an attempt to relieve themselves of a given responsibility

Coach: Staci, your supposed to be doing the ball drills

Staci: Coach, I was just talking to Chris about yesterdays game
Coach: I know grabassin when i see it, now start running

Grabassin by T0pher8 February 4, 2010

Intellectual Grabass 

When two people (especially egotistical smart people) flirt with each other using their intelligence to debate a scholarly issue.

An example of an instance of intellectual grabass would be:

Male professor: "Didn't you think Nietzsche's "Will to Power" was the most influencial work of its day?"

Female professor: "Heavens yes! Foucult, Sarte, and Camus would be utterly unispired without it."

Intellectual Grabass by MLZ November 10, 2006

grabass or grab-ass 

nothing to do with sex.

Grabass or grab-ass is stupid horseplay.
Grab-ass is always associated with men and boys trying to avoid work or some other responsibility.
Commonly used in the Southern States.

The boss sees his workers fooling around and wasting time. He says, "OK let's stop the grab ass and get to work."

grabass or grab-ass by RUP March 17, 2004

Grassing

To inform law enforcement of illegal activity. To snitch. To rat on someone.

Karen went viral for grassing on her neighbors, who were selling water without a permit.

Grassing by The Angry Britt September 17, 2020

grabastic 

adj.

A person, group, or object made up of several different elements that normally would not be put together.

"His ship had a very grabastic construction, due to the many spare parts he used to build it."

"You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit."

grabastic by McTeague January 2, 2009

can of grabass 

Elderly, female visitors to National Historic sites frequently open this while having their picture taken with costumed employees of the site. They are often, but not always, from Quebec.

Wow. That elderly lady just opened a can of grabass on me. Dave would have loved it.

can of grabass by who's he eh? July 29, 2010

crabassing

Crabassing is when a woman just absolutely will not STFU.

Crabassing can be used in court to explain many homicides.

When Jacques got home his wife was crabassing him already, before he even shut the fucking DOOR!

crabassing by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009