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græker

Fat man from Scandinavia. Extremely addicted to porn and snuff. Might become gay someday. Will not make it past the age of 30!!
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Granker

Derivative of Latin, the word is comprised of four other words: granola cockslut pretentious wanker

This word is dense, it is loaded, but it is necessary to implement into your vocabulary. You must be aware of grankers. This is to save you.

A breed of person that is both a pretentious know it all try-hard who can’t shut up and a granola long-haired Silverlake parent looking freak

They also believe that they are humble, nice, aware, respectful, and full of integrity but really they are just cocks with no morals and privileged and idiotic and stuck in their own minds. They are a classic loser who will always be a loser and hurt everyone around them. Nobody likes them. They can on occasion look like a wet dog. Sometimes they say foo and such (white) and call women bitches. They lie and are manipulative. If you hear them say “If it’s brown flush it down, if it’s yellow let it mellow” they are a grade A granker . They believe they are better than everyone else and have a superiority complex They only maintain friendship out of necessity and nostalgia. They tell their friends nothing and often pretend they live in their own little movie. If nothing else can be said about the granker, one must retain that they are nonchalant drama queens.

Beware of the granker. They hide in the depths and shadows and prey on their victims. Watch out for that hair: you’ll notice it from a mile away. They often carry dreadlocks and don’t brush their teeth. Watch out! Don’t let it bite!
Boy (walking by a group of friends, talking to his friend ): aye foo that shit is peculiar asf

Girl 1 (part of group) : Who’s that wet dog looking guy walking with the notorious creep rapist

Girl 2: Oh don’t mind him, he’s a granker.

Girl 1: Ew wtf! Next time I see him I’ll punch his balls!

All the girls: FUCK YOU GRANKER!
by kikileaf123 December 22, 2021
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graeters

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grackers

1. adj. really cool, awesome, freakin' awesome, super delightful.

2. exclamation used to show extreme excitement or joy. usually accompanied by giggling and waggling of the fingers.
1. Grace is really grackers.

2. "Let's go get some chinese food."
{giggles}"Grackers!!!" {waggles fingers}
by Eric West June 6, 2005
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granker

Slang term for a person of Portugese background. Most often used as an insult to an espescially lazy, stupid, or stinky portugese person.
Loren Carvalho is so lazy. Way more than a Spick, he must be a Granker.
by TheFlyingGopher January 30, 2005
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gracker

the odor produced by fragile objects before they break up
Did you get a gracker reading from the cracker you ate?
by The Hidden From None January 7, 2013
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