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Dick Graters 

The term for braces worn in the mouth of a girl or woman over the age of 18. These are so named for the negative effect the apparatus has on the inability for the wearer to successfully engage in fellatio, and for her partner to survive it.
It is hard for a woman in her thirties with a messed up grill to choose between entering her last years of dating with a British smile or dick graters. Either way, it does not look good.
Dick Graters by nomanbags August 19, 2010
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Flange Graters 

A term used mostly by lesbians to describe dental braces.
Claire: So how did your date with that chick go last night?

Laura: Rough! Wasn't worth the walk of shame this morning, she had a really sharp pair of flange graters on her, i'm wrecked!
Flange Graters by reegz100 September 24, 2009

Cheese Graters 

when girl has braces and she is giving a guy head, and she rips the skin off of the guys dick like when a cheese grater cuts cheese.
"Bro last night Cara gave me head!"
"Doesn't she have cheese graters?"

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026