govt

Govt = Government

I bet the the govt. had a great solution too

by J Emma Man February 18, 2018

Govt

A govt is a short-form of government.

What is a government? A government is a mysterious shadowy organization.

Fun fact: If you do exactly what a government does, you'd be in jail.

Person1: "Hey, what's this thing that steals money from me every year?"
Person2: "Oh, that's just the govt"

by anonymous May 12, 2025

Dept of govt efficiency

(D.o.g.e): what my government needs

I need a dept of govt efficiency, now. Too much

waste, abuse and fraud.

by Sexydimma November 18, 2024

Gov't Mule

Amazing blues-rock jam band, led by singer-guitarist Warren Haynes, with Andy Hess on bass, Danny Louis on keyboards, and Matt Abts on drums. Proof that the spirit of rock n' roll lives on despite the best efforts of the recording industry, who wants to feed us all prepackaged crap like 50 Cent and Good Charlotte.

I saw Gov't Mule at the Fillmore last weekend, and it was a religious experience.

by Jack Grisham December 17, 2007

gov't mule

a four peice southern jam band that will blow your fnn socks off...warren haynes, matt abts, danny louis, and andy hess...warren haynes also plays in the allman brothers band

i went and saw gov't mule last night and my face is still at the coliseum

by justin lee martin November 11, 2007

Govteen

A website that is made for teenagers to post questions for other teenagers on forums. The most common forums are the puberty forums. There are diffrent ones for men and girls where its like one big sex ed class where people ask the anonymous questions. The most talked about topics are sexual curiousity, "am I normal?", and other medical and social issues. It definately beats asking your parents about this kind of stuff. Govteen promotes masturbation, exploration of ones sexuality and a myriad of other stuff. Govteen can sometimes be seen as a beurocrocy in that the people with the most posts feel superior. The person with the most posts is probuably a user named Christian.

"There was this kid on govteen who said that he got his dick caught in a vaccum! It was halarious!"

by fatty mcfat fat 101 November 1, 2006

Govtcheez

Highest level of cheesieness.

Dude1:Those are come cheesy graphics!
Dude2: Dude that is govtcheez!
due1: Damn!!

by Oldekline March 7, 2003