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A govt is a short-form of government.

What is a government? A government is a mysterious shadowy organization.

Fun fact: If you do exactly what a government does, you'd be in jail.
Person1: "Hey, what's this thing that steals money from me every year?"
Person2: "Oh, that's just the govt"
Govt by anonymous May 12, 2025

Dept of govt efficiency 

(D.o.g.e): what my government needs
I need a dept of govt efficiency, now. Too much

waste, abuse and fraud.

Gov't Mule 

Amazing blues-rock jam band, led by singer-guitarist Warren Haynes, with Andy Hess on bass, Danny Louis on keyboards, and Matt Abts on drums. Proof that the spirit of rock n' roll lives on despite the best efforts of the recording industry, who wants to feed us all prepackaged crap like 50 Cent and Good Charlotte.
I saw Gov't Mule at the Fillmore last weekend, and it was a religious experience.
Gov't Mule by Jack Grisham December 17, 2007

gov't mule 

a four peice southern jam band that will blow your fnn socks off...warren haynes, matt abts, danny louis, and andy hess...warren haynes also plays in the allman brothers band
i went and saw gov't mule last night and my face is still at the coliseum
gov't mule by justin lee martin November 11, 2007
A website that is made for teenagers to post questions for other teenagers on forums. The most common forums are the puberty forums. There are diffrent ones for men and girls where its like one big sex ed class where people ask the anonymous questions. The most talked about topics are sexual curiousity, "am I normal?", and other medical and social issues. It definately beats asking your parents about this kind of stuff. Govteen promotes masturbation, exploration of ones sexuality and a myriad of other stuff. Govteen can sometimes be seen as a beurocrocy in that the people with the most posts feel superior. The person with the most posts is probuably a user named Christian.
"There was this kid on govteen who said that he got his dick caught in a vaccum! It was halarious!"
Govteen by fatty mcfat fat 101 November 1, 2006

Govtcheez 

Highest level of cheesieness.
Dude1:Those are come cheesy graphics!
Dude2: Dude that is govtcheez!
due1: Damn!!
Govtcheez by Oldekline March 7, 2003
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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