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A govt is a short-form of government.

What is a government? A government is a mysterious shadowy organization.

Fun fact: If you do exactly what a government does, you'd be in jail.
Person1: "Hey, what's this thing that steals money from me every year?"
Person2: "Oh, that's just the govt"
Govt by anonymous May 12, 2025

Dept of govt efficiency 

(D.o.g.e): what my government needs
I need a dept of govt efficiency, now. Too much

waste, abuse and fraud.

Gov't Mule 

Amazing blues-rock jam band, led by singer-guitarist Warren Haynes, with Andy Hess on bass, Danny Louis on keyboards, and Matt Abts on drums. Proof that the spirit of rock n' roll lives on despite the best efforts of the recording industry, who wants to feed us all prepackaged crap like 50 Cent and Good Charlotte.
I saw Gov't Mule at the Fillmore last weekend, and it was a religious experience.
Gov't Mule by Jack Grisham December 17, 2007

gov't mule 

a four peice southern jam band that will blow your fnn socks off...warren haynes, matt abts, danny louis, and andy hess...warren haynes also plays in the allman brothers band
i went and saw gov't mule last night and my face is still at the coliseum
gov't mule by justin lee martin November 11, 2007
A website that is made for teenagers to post questions for other teenagers on forums. The most common forums are the puberty forums. There are diffrent ones for men and girls where its like one big sex ed class where people ask the anonymous questions. The most talked about topics are sexual curiousity, "am I normal?", and other medical and social issues. It definately beats asking your parents about this kind of stuff. Govteen promotes masturbation, exploration of ones sexuality and a myriad of other stuff. Govteen can sometimes be seen as a beurocrocy in that the people with the most posts feel superior. The person with the most posts is probuably a user named Christian.
"There was this kid on govteen who said that he got his dick caught in a vaccum! It was halarious!"
Govteen by fatty mcfat fat 101 November 1, 2006

Govtcheez 

Highest level of cheesieness.
Dude1:Those are come cheesy graphics!
Dude2: Dude that is govtcheez!
due1: Damn!!
Govtcheez by Oldekline March 7, 2003
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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