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(1)exclamatory term used when one person tricks, fools, pwns, or does something to someone without their consent; (2)this can also be said about doing something to the community at large instead of directed towards one person

** "gotems" is generally always accompanied by jovial laughter
(1) your friend passes out on the couch and you shave his eyebrows. whe he wakes up he's like "what the fuck?!" and you say "Hahaha.... Gotems!"

(2) you destroy half a city block using sledgehammers and dynomite. As you drive away happily, you say "Gotems!"

** preferred term of mockery by the class of 04 from Winter Springs High School...woot
gotems by Peter December 1, 2004
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-an expression when you physically have possession of

-expression when you successfully prank someone
-expression when you win at a game or activity
person 1: Something came in the mail today
Person 2: What?
Person 1: These NUTS! Haaa! Gotem!
Gotem by Global1996 April 28, 2015

Gotemesium³ 

Gotemesium³(GD) Pure element extracted from a got'em. When unstable, Gotemesium³ can incite riots between niggers. When handled incorrectly, it can backfire and cause you to suffer from severe got'em trauma.
Side effects include:
Suicidal Tendencies
Saltiness
Strep Throat or Dry throat
Hush mode
Crying
Third degree burns
I'm sensing a strong concentration of Gotemesium³ from that got'em.
Be Careful how you handle that Gotemsium³
Gotemesium³ by Oh don't do it August 14, 2016
Gotem is primarily used as an interjection.

1. Used when you succeed in pranking someone.
2. Used when you win an argument and/or makes the one you are arguing with look like a fool.
1. "Did you seen that ball hit Ricky's face? Gotem!"
2. "Dude, you can't even spell Tay Zonday. Gotem!"
gotem by Joseph Starcraft April 8, 2008

ha gotem 

dan poured salt into joe's pasta. When joe eats his pasta he spits it out in disgust, then dan says "ha gotem"
ha gotem by EDY28 July 3, 2021
the combination of someone who is goth and emo. Usually wears black everyday, has their hair either really long, or really short. Has purple hair dye, or black. listens to main stream artists.
mike: you know the gotemo girl
Sal: whats gotemo mean?
Mike: Goth and emo combined
gotemo by 27163821842 November 16, 2018
noun: A use map settings game in Starcraft which requires quick reactions and clever strategy. Similar to chess.
I played golems for three days in a row.
Golems by Samuel Clark July 9, 2006
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