(verb or adjective)- the act of skeeting on a woman's face, thus claiming her as your own. Literally refers to the act of skeeting, but can be used in claiming a Woman.
by Jesus Deeran December 6, 2005
"I heard she got the gotch, what a slut!"
"I don't know what the gotch is, but I'm pretty damn sure I don't have it!"
"I think the gotch count in the room is about ten."
"I don't know what the gotch is, but I'm pretty damn sure I don't have it!"
"I think the gotch count in the room is about ten."
by Paul Haggis, Dan Larsony January 13, 2008
"Who is that?"
"Oh him? That's so-in-so, he's been sleeping on the couch for 2 weeks now.
"Oh, you have a gotch too?
"Oh him? That's so-in-so, he's been sleeping on the couch for 2 weeks now.
"Oh, you have a gotch too?
by FriendWithAGOTCH December 31, 2010
"I could never tell which direction that gotch-eyed Marty Feldman was looking."
Russia's Captain Count Nicholas Pavlovich Ignatieff was known to have a divided left iris, half of which was blue, the other half brown; tortured prisoners were said to have known he enjoyed inflicting pain and cruelty "by the glitter in his gotch eye."
"Last night we drank ourselves completely gotch-eyed."
Russia's Captain Count Nicholas Pavlovich Ignatieff was known to have a divided left iris, half of which was blue, the other half brown; tortured prisoners were said to have known he enjoyed inflicting pain and cruelty "by the glitter in his gotch eye."
"Last night we drank ourselves completely gotch-eyed."
by spacklepants January 23, 2008
by DillBee January 6, 2021
Hayley: "oh my gotch"
Ryan: "do ya like ya surprise sista gurl?"
Hayley "its gotching hilarious, a pig on you HAHAHA"
Ryan: "do ya like ya surprise sista gurl?"
Hayley "its gotching hilarious, a pig on you HAHAHA"
by Sissygurlie July 23, 2017