gormet

n./adj. (ˈɡɔr-mɛt) A shortened version of the word "gourmet" used to refer to non-gourmet foods, such as overpriced hotdogs or deli cheese with ritz crackers sloppily arranged on a paper plate. May also be used interchangeably with the word "hotdog".

Bro, this gormet kool-aid I got from the Costco is legit!
Whoa, it's a chili-gormet! For only $8!
I went to my favorite restaurant the other day, and they had a gormet selection of <favorite food items here> for 20% off!

by arial_dragon_dancer November 4, 2020

Ghetto Gormet

Enhancing the most basic meals with a little zazz. For example, taking KD and saucing it up with some cajun spice, ground beef, and shredded swiss for a gormet KD.

Playa 1: "no way I'm eating raman, dude. That shit is nasty."
Playa 2: "Chill; I'm a ghetto gormet."

by Paluka Joe March 24, 2008

Goretex

A 100% waterproof fabric woven so tightly that even a single droplet of water cannot get thru it!

My son gave me a Goretex military jacket that is totally waterproof & it cost $300 in 2001. It's amazing, camoflauge, & I love it!

by Starchylde May 21, 2016

gourmet fucking fruit gels

A my chemical romance meme when mcr got a food basket in the video mcr in the studio Gerard way digs around opens a box and says "Gourmet Fucking Fruitgels"

Gourmet fucking fruit gels brah

by Suckindickforcocaine November 18, 2017

Ghetto Gourmet

Ghetto Gourmet is when you make a meal with a little bit of money but with a whole lot of flavor. Usually involves ramen noodles and foods that don't normaley go together.

Mark: man i'm hungry but theres nothing to eat
Chris: no problem homie G ill wip us some ghetto gourmet

by Tatert the tot June 2, 2017

Goretard

someone who is a retard and makes outrageous claims like Al Gore

"I invented the internet", said Matt. "Don't be a Goretard", retorts Christian.

by XavierFigueroa February 13, 2010

gourmet

the single most abused term in the world of food and cooking

"Many foods and food products labeled as 'gourmet' are actually worthless chemical-laden garbage, and it is utterly misleading to label it with that word, which in all honesty has become meaningless."

by jw80808 December 27, 2008