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Gormelys are fat and do nothing, they are also very annoying and copy everything everyone does, they smoke e-cigs to take the pain away and are extremely not funny,If your are called gormely by one of you friends they are telling you that your no longer like and that you should stop being friends with them,
Your starting to be a gormely
gormely by Big boob 696942021 March 28, 2017

Mark Gormley 

The god emperor of mankind. Produced "Here without you" circa 2008 ad, a flawless musical and visual masterpiece. Do not attempt to mimic his power stances as your frail constitution is likely to collapse from their intensity.
Mark Gormley's famous power stance :

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Mark Gormley by devotedacolyte February 23, 2009
An excuse made to distract from the truth of a situation red herring
Matt pulled a gormley and called off sick with the flu from work today, but he actually drank a quart of grey goose the night before and feels like shit now.
gormley by Adamovsky June 11, 2007

dylan gormley 

Dylan Gormley is a piece of shit Fuckboy
dylan gormley by Fuck boyyyyyyyyy September 2, 2016

gormley ruch 

a midget, lesbian slut, mexican who likes to drink man juice by the gallon
i hate that gormley ruch of a fooker
(v) 1) to engage in thoughtful passionate political dialogue, 2) to persuade left wing liberals of the error of their ways. 3) to life in a delusion that you are always right, due to narrow mindedness.
e.g. The old professor gormlied his young colleague friend from Washington D.C. and they lived happily every after.

gormlied (past tense) (n) a person of unusual charm, good taste, sophistication and an inflated sense of himself.
gormley by Jock February 2, 2005
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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