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A proletariat homeowner. Gordbags can be found permiating urban areas of any major city. They also comprise a large proportion of home owners in rural areas. Gordbags tend to have credulous personalities combined with a laid back temperment. These qualities make them particularly appetizing to door to door hvac salespeople. This is due to the fact there is a strong positive correlation between the homeonwer's degree of gordiness and their propensity for falling prey to high pressure sales tactics; leading to the purchase of over priced hvac equipment within minutes of conversation.
The typical gordbag is a home owner between the age of 50 and 75 whos house is valued between 70k and 200k. The gordbag usually has at least 20k of equity in their home which enables liens to be secured on their property should they choose to cease payments for the equipment which they were duped into purchasing.
I just bodied that gordbag for 3 units. His house was so gordie lets hope he gets approved. *crosses fingers*
Gordbag by Gordbaghunter November 3, 2017
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The way an East-Indian or a Pakistani says "garbage".
Hey bardy, why do you insist on treating me like a farking piece of gardbage!!
Gardbage by MrtMcFly August 22, 2006
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The way East-Indian or Pakistani people say garbage.
Hey bardy, vye do you insist on treating me like a farking piece of gardbage!?
Gardbage by MrtMcFly August 22, 2006
A hate word used to refer to religious people. Usually refers to Christians. Commonly used on radical feminist and far left-wing websites and blogs.
Death to all godbags!
godbag by fait accompli July 22, 2008
a goofy uber dancer. with a sweet jew fro.
Wow, gorbag, you dumbass.
Gorbag by gregory dunn December 15, 2007
A Hartford Heroin Wax Paper Bindle with ink stamp. Thus, being all Goldbagged out. One who aquires and uses the goldbag is thus referred to as a Goldbagger. The term originated when JT. was rolling a joint of primo cannabis sativa with black tar heroin being rolled into the cigarette. He handed it over for ignition and brilliantly stated "It's like that Goldbag shit you used to do." The term has transformed and been used synonymously with intoxication. The Goldbag Hour is referred to as a nod, quick passout, or powenap. Goldbaggers are typically hippie bikers. The Goldbaggers Union is International, Local One EHGBA.
Goldbag it up!-Lets get fucked up.
I am all Goldbagged out! - I am inebriated.
She is Goldbagged out- The bitch is unconscious.
You Goldbagger! One who is foggy eyed and fried.
Goldbagger-A successful Mercenary Stagehand, when the money is gone-so are we!!!
Goldbag by Goldbagger January 18, 2010
Ew, that gorbage!!!!!
gorbage by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 5, 2021
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